JUST GET IN THE CAR!

[android]

maybe he did get under the truck in the end - I presume his mate finally tired of taking pictures of his imminent death, and shot the bear or summat.

Chances are the bear could flip the truck anyhow.

Personally, I would have created a diversion with a conveniently packed peanut butter sandwich, sidestepped p. bear and then subdued him with a sleeper hold whilst he wasn't looking, whilst whispering 'shhhh shhhhh' in his ear.

Let us know how that works out for ya?

[laficion]

That reminds me of a joke, here goes,

Little polar bear goes up to papa bear and asks,

Daddy, am I a polar bear ?

But of course, my son, your daddy is a polar bear, your mom is a polar bear , so, you're a polar bear .

Not so convinced, the little bear heads out to ask his mother.

Mom, am I a polar bear ?

Well of course, my little sweetheart, your dad is a polar bear, I'm a polar bear, you're grandparents

are polar bears, so, you're a polar bear. but son , why are you asking that question ?

Because mom, THEN WHY AM I FREEZING MY BALLS ??

[EricM]

I've seen these pics before, the pic of the injuries I beleive are related to another attack. The man was attacked while in his tent.

[Onsto]

what a f##king dum ass, just dive under the pick-up truck, the bear would not be able to get to him there.

to bad about the bear, he was probably hungry

There was a discovery show on the grizzly bear that showed one flipping a commercial dumpster to lick peanut butter off the bottom of it - the image stayed with me not because the bear was capable of it, but the EASE with which he flipped that thing. Given that polar bears are usually larger than grizzlies and known for their enormous strength (smashing super thick ice to get at a seal etc) getting under the car would be a pretty stupid thing to do; something akin to foil-wrapping his dinner for him...

[OZCUBAN]

OMG!

I concur with everyones comments thus far and will add that he is very lucky to be alive.

I watched a documentary on these amazing animals and it is so sad to see how desperate these bears are becomming for food with their natural environment diminishing.

Still you wouldn't go anywhere without a Rifle

[Ken Gargett]

That reminds me of a joke, here goes,

Little polar bear goes up to papa bear and asks,

Daddy, am I a polar bear ?

But of course, my son, your daddy is a polar bear, your mom is a polar bear , so, you're a polar bear .

Not so convinced, the little bear heads out to ask his mother.

Mom, am I a polar bear ?

Well of course, my little sweetheart, your dad is a polar bear, I'm a polar bear, you're grandparents

are polar bears, so, you're a polar bear. but son , why are you asking that question ?

Because mom, THEN WHY AM I FREEZING MY BALLS ??

trust me, that joke only works about 3am after several bottles of rum and when you drag it out for about ten minutes. then it is the funniest joke ever.

[Colt45]

trust me, that joke only works about 3am after several bottles of rum and when you drag it out for about ten minutes. then it is the funniest joke ever.

I thought it quite bearable. But with you, there's always trouble bruin - must you be so grizzly?

[Ken Gargett]

I thought it quite bearable. But with you, there's always trouble bruin - must you be so grizzly?

sadly, any appropriate response would do nothing but encourage you. and that must be stopped at all costs.

[LeafLover]

Lucky guy indeed! Is this guy buying a beer for the guy who saved him and knocking out the guy who just sat there and took the pictures?