joe montana - sale of wine estate

[Ken Gargett]

it has been reported that joe montana is selling/has sold his wine estate - "JOE MONTANA OF THE 49ers is trying to sell his Calistoga wine estate, Villa Montana, for $49 million. It spans more than 500 acres and the main residence features three bedrooms and 3 1/2 baths." what i want to know is how the hell do you get half a bath. at the very least, shouldn't it be 4 baths, one of them small?

[Colt45]

what i want to know is how the hell do you get half a bath. at the very least, shouldn't it be 4 baths, one of them small?

KG, a half bath is a bathroom with sink and toilet but no shower or bathtub. I guess the real question would be why call it a bath at all.

[Ken Gargett]

KG, a half bath is a bathroom with sink and toilet but no shower or bathtub. I guess the real question would be why call it a bath at all.

so what we would call a toilet? gotta love real estate!

[Colt45]

so what we would call a toilet?

For you, I guess anywhere over your deck railing.

[Ken Gargett]

For you, I guess anywhere over your deck railing.

preferably with you under it!

[Colt45]

preferably with you under it!

I suppose if my door swung a different way, I'd probably be chuffed - excited even. But as usual, I'll have to ask you to keep your golden shower

fantasies to yourself - at least as they pertain to moi.

[Ken Gargett]

I suppose if my door swung a different way, I'd probably be chuffed - excited even. But as usual, I'll have to ask you to keep your golden shower

fantasies to yourself - at least as they pertain to moi.

not even rob drinks enough alcohol to make that grubby little image even vaguely other than completely repellant.

[Habanos2000]

I'd like to propose a "Ken and Colt duke it out" section of FOH. Verbal gladiators, if you will.

[Don Candido]

You guys should find somewhere private to chat (and whatnot).

[Ken Gargett]

You guys should find somewhere private to chat (and whatnot).

DC, you really can't imagine how little enthusiasm i am able to muster for such tawdry thoughts. and i suspect i also speak for colt when i say that i'm sure he feels the same.

[greenpimp]

Methinks thou doth protest too much Ken.

How a football player's wine estate thread turned to golden showers is beyond me...speaking of golden showers I wonder if Villa Montana produces any white wine...

[Ken Gargett]

Methinks thou doth protest too much Ken.

How a football player's wine estate thread turned to golden showers is beyond me...

first, i don't think one could protest that enough.

2ndly, i was about to post exactly that. this forum needs a good hard look at itself and i blame troublemakers like colt and smithers.

[Tampa1257]

Ken and Ross,

If you two don't start playing nicely, I'm going to lock both of you in a room until you can play nice, nice. What goes on between you two is something the forum just doesn't need or want to know. Besides, it is just TMI anyway. I'll even make the room sound proof so that the lip syncing Millie Vanilla isn't heard by the rest of us!

[Ken Gargett]

Ken and Ross,

If you two don't start playing nicely, I'm going to lock both of you in a room until you can play nice, nice. What goes on between you two is something the forum just doesn't need or want to know. Besides, it is just TMI anyway. I'll even make the room sound proof so that the lip syncing Millie Vanilla isn't heard by the rest of us!

i'm stepping on to a plane heading south where it is currently 47 degrees!!!! with a cloud of 'thick raised dust'. and trust me, i'd rather that than having to think about being locked in a room with colt.

[Colt45]

All I'll add is that aside from his choice in music, fashion sense, technological inadequacies, constant whinging, and the company

he keeps, KG and I get along famously. Sure, I have my foibles - but why dwell on those?

I'm all for burying the hatchet.......

[Tampa1257]

Good, because I didn't want to have to dig through Smithy's music collection to find the Millie Vanilla records, that is also known as cruel and unusual punishment!

[Ken Gargett]

All I'll add is that aside from his choice in music, fashion sense, technological inadequacies, constant whinging, and the company

he keeps, KG and I get along famously. Sure, I have my foibles - but why dwell on those?

I'm all for burying the hatchet.......

never the slightest need on my part for any hatchet, tho...

when i said i was stepping on to a plane, of course, as it is with the cretinous morons at the stumbling wombat, i should have known better.

10 minutes before liftoff, they discover the aircraft is 'unservicable'. you'd think they'd be so sick of me but no, they just keep serving it up...

they are beyond hopeless. they can't rely on having telstra as the worst company on the planet forever.

[asmith]

Good, because I didn't want to have to dig through Smithy's music collection to find the Millie Vanilla records, that is also known as cruel and unusual punishment!

Tampa, I was supporting you in your threat to lock those two out for a while, but then you dragged me into this with a comment about Millie Vanilli, I have never owed the CD, and now I am tempted as Site Admin to suspend you with those other two.

Now get back to the real issues here, was Joe as good a wine maker as he watch a QB?

[Habanos2000]

now I am tempted as Site Admin to suspend you with those other two.

So you really do have the power of the force...cool!

[asmith]

So you really do have the power of the force...cool!

Yes I have been working on it for a while now and its coming along nicely. I can almost see the remote control for the TV move towards my hand when I concentrate really hard.