Evening Classes for Men

[First Lady]

Evening Classes for Men at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

by September30, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays – Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll – Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours..

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? – Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor – Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks..

This one I have booked Frank into

Class 5

Dinner Dishes – Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6

Loss Of Identity – Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things – Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Open Forum

Monday at 8:00 PM for 2 hours. ............ Rob I have booked you into this one

Class 8

Health Watch – Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost – Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturdays noon for 2 hours.

Class 11

Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy – Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.

Rob this one is a given .... I will remind you it is on

Class 14

The Stove/Oven – What It Is and How It Is Used.

Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Lisa

[mkz]

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor – Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks..

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things – Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.

Open Forum

Monday at 8:00 PM for 2 hours.

Sign up my wife for these two...

[kanuna]

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

I need to sign up for this class and I did not even have to consult my wife!!! LOL

[Ken Gargett]

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? – Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

where is it written that a toilet seat's natural position is down? you want it down? you put it down (and would you mind putting it back up after use cause it is a really icky thing to expect us to do it).

the greatest, bar none, device i have ever seen was a toilet seat with a spring in it so that after use, when seated, it slowly returns to an upright position.

[First Lady]

where is it written that a toilet seat's natural position is down? you want it down? you put it down (and would you mind putting it back up after use cause it is a really icky thing to expect us to do it).

the greatest, bar none, device i have ever seen was a toilet seat with a spring in it so that after use, when seated, it slowly returns to an upright position.

and this honey is why you are single....... if you clean the toilet, house, bathroom, etc than you can have it the way you want..... if you don't do any of those things than the seat is down

[Guest rob]

I dunno Lise... I reckon if we had a poll here on FOH we would find out the preferred position for the seat, when not in use, would be UP.

[Ken Gargett]

and this honey is why you are single....... if you clean the toilet, house, bathroom, etc than you can have it the way you want..... if you don't do any of those things than the seat is down

its clean. and up!

[Trevor2118]

Evening Classes for Men at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

by September30, 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Lisa

Absolutely covers everything I've learnt over the years

[shrink]

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? – Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.

No, that's why I piss in the shower.

the greatest, bar none, device i have ever seen was a toilet seat with a spring in it so that after use, when seated, it slowly returns to an upright position.

Have you discussed this innovation with your surgeon?

[Ken Gargett]

No, that's why I piss in the shower.

was at a comedy club in new york a few years back and the guy on stage made a crack about blokes pissing in the shower. i swear that every woman in the room spun around and stared straight at the nearest guy with a horrified look and and demanded to know if he did. and every single bloke in the room denied it with hand on heart.

[El Presidente]

its clean. and up!

.....you have used that line before Ken

[Ken Gargett]

.....you have used that line before Ken

doesn't mean it isn't true.

[Guibou]

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturdays noon for 2 hours.

I'm good with them all except this one...

This... well maybe with a double corona I can do it

[Ellery]

My wife needs class 14

[lfg2nrg]

If I had the skill, knowledge and desire to do all those things, I wouldn't need a wife.

[laficion]

This is exactly what I've been telling my wife for years,

" A MAN'S WORK IS NEVER DONE "

[greenpimp]

I'm sorry Lisa, what were you saying? I tend to tune out after more than 15 seconds of female instructions.

Hey maybe I could take a class or something for that! Or maybe just walk up to any female over the age of 18 and ask her to help?

[jquest63]

LOL! Love is indeed blind...

[cabaiguan juan]

I dont really see group practice for #3 actually happening. But thats just me.

[El Presidente]

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturdays noon for 2 hours.

I'm good with them all except this one...

This... well maybe with a double corona I can do it

I am with you Guillaume. I can't work out why women have such a drama looking backwards and putting something in its place. They are professionals at it

[FlyFishingDude]

Evening Classes for Men at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Lisa

8 students is a far stretch...........

[thechenman]

Is my wife instructing theses courses because I think she is getting in some practice here at home.

[scinmyheart]

those are all classics for many men...I, however, am NOT one of them that does ANY of those things (and I have 3 divorces to prove I'm right...J/K)