Mixed Emotions

[Tampa1257]

A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology and mixed emotions when he turned to his wife and said,

"Honey, that's a bunch of crap; I bet you can't tell me anything that will make

me happy and sad at the same time."

She said, "You have the biggest penis of all your friends."

[anacostiakat]

[smll2]

Nice one. I'm embarassed to say I had to think about that one for a minute before I got it.

Excuse me while I go check on the Mrs....

[Aficionado]

[CigarmanTim]

[gerem]

OUCH!!!

[tsolomon]

[aavkk]

Haha, nice!

[dochowl]

Pretty damn funny.

[maalouly]

That's gold!

[thechenman]

That's a good one.