smithy and work

[Ken Gargett]

Smithy walked into the local Dole office to pick up his dole cheque.

He marched straight up to the counter and said,

'Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing the dole. I'd really rather have a job.'

The girl behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent, Sir.'

'We have just received a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a

Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You'll have to drive around

In his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.

Because of the long hours, meals will be provided... You'll also be expected to

Escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips. This is rather awkward to

Say but you will also have as part of your job assignment to satisfy her

Sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex drive.

A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.

Located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary

Is $200,000 a year. '

Smithy said, ' You're bullshitin' me! '

The Dole office worker replied, ' Yeah, well . . You started it..'

[sounddust]

I love "You started it" jokes for some reason, my fave being the scene in The Germans from Fawlty Towers:

Basil Fawlty to German guest after the guest failed to be amused about his WWII references and impersonations: "Well, you started it!"

Guest:"No, we didn't!"

Basil Fawlty:"Yes you did! You invaded Poland!"

[shrink]

I think that it's insulting to imply that Smithy would satisfy the sexual urges of a beautiful young woman for any amount of money. The man has his principles, you know.

[Ken Gargett]

I love "You started it" jokes for some reason, my fave being the scene in The Germans from Fawlty Towers:

Basil Fawlty to German guest after the guest failed to be amused about his WWII references and impersonations: "Well, you started it!"

Guest:"No, we didn't!"

Basil Fawlty:"Yes you did! You invaded Poland!"

that is the all time classic. they are playing old episodes on qantas flights quite regularly these days. bout time the stumbling wombat did something good.

[sounddust]

that is the all time classic. they are playing old episodes on qantas flights quite regularly these days. bout time the stumbling wombat did something good.

That's good to know. I have watched them over and over again on DVD, and every single episode still gets me wailing like a bloody hyena. Artistes like John Cleese et al truly make a difference.

[gerem]

Good one Ken.

[Colt45]

I think that it's insulting to imply that Smithy would satisfy the sexual urges of a beautiful young woman for any amount of money. The man has his principles, you know.

My thoughts exactly.

[jquest63]

LOL!

[jeromeroselli]

poor smithy....

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

Nice one Ken