Ken Gargett Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage to find his name missing from the town register His wife loudly complained about the insult, and a civic official who apologized profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Here's an Australian one for you Ken. Guy driving around the outback in Australia, comes across a refuge and rehab centre for Koalas with a big sign over the gate with the name of the place "MERCY - Rehab Centre for Koalas". Pulls up, goes in, the manager offers him a cup of tea, he says he has trained some of the Koalas to make it. Tea arrives, the traveller takes a sip and spits it out, "This is dreadful, it's full of leaves." "Ah yes", says the manager. "The Koala tea of Mercy is not strained." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jquest63 Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Chuckles! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted May 14, 2009 Author Share Posted May 14, 2009 Here's an Australian one for you Ken.Guy driving around the outback in Australia, comes across a refuge and rehab centre for Koalas with a big sign over the gate with the name of the place "MERCY - Rehab Centre for Koalas". Pulls up, goes in, the manager offers him a cup of tea, he says he has trained some of the Koalas to make it. Tea arrives, the traveller takes a sip and spits it out, "This is dreadful, it's full of leaves." "Ah yes", says the manager. "The Koala tea of Mercy is not strained." i love it!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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