bledisloe wash-up

[Ken Gargett]

in view of the wallabies' glorious victory, thought i'd toss this in. and for anyone heading across the ditch to see the wallabies take a stranglehold on the bledisloe, see you there.

Three Australians and three Kiwis.

Three Australians and three Kiwis are travelling by train to a Rugby

match at the World Cup in England . At the station, the three Kiwis

each buy a ticket and watch as the three Aussies buy just one ticket between them.

'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one of the Kiwis. Watch and learn bro,' answers one of the Aussies .

They all board the train. The Kiwis take their respective seats but all

three Aussies cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket

please.'

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Kiwis see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after the

game, they decide to copy the Aussies on the return trip and save

some money (being clever with money, and all that).

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return

trip. To their astonishment, the Aussies don't buy a ticket at all!!

'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' says one perplexed Kiwi.

'Watch and learn bro ,' answers an Aussie .

When they board the train the three Kiwis cram into a toilet and soon after the three Aussies cram into another nearby. The train departs.

Shortly afterwards, one of the Aussies leaves the toilet and walks over to

the toilet where the Kiwis are hiding. He knocks on the door

and says, 'Ticket please.'

[winelover]

Very good Ken!