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Just wanted to say that I have completely lost it! Last night I proposed to my lady friend of 3 years. It was a great ride the last 26 years...

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Just wanted to say that I have completely lost it!

Nope, your are toast, you are absolutely correct, you have totally lost your mind!

Congrats!

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» Just wanted to say that I have completely lost it! Last night I proposed

» to my lady friend of 3 years. It was a great ride the last 26 years...

Congrats!

Have my second marriage scheduled for October.

Fool me once... :-D

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» Just wanted to say that I have completely lost it! Last night I proposed

» to my lady friend of 3 years. It was a great ride the last 26 years...

Congratulations! Oh and one word: RUN :-D

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I feel your pain brother. Congrats. If you think you've lost it now, just wait for the wedding preps...

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» KEEP YOUR FINANCES AS SEPARATE AS IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.

AMEN brother !! Good luck with the marriage. Have a blast.

Guest Warren
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Ok , here's what you do.

Go out and get a small box , about 6 inches square should do.

Now cut your waveballs off and hide them in the box before the future Mrs. Waveball gets a chance to. You may need them later on. :-D

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PRE NUP

:-D Congratulations. albeit 26 is about 20 years too early....which is about 10 years too late.

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There goes the morning BJs before work, and unlimited sex through every day.

No more of here putting on that lingere for when you get home. You ll be lucky if her dress up clothes are baggy sweats and a sweatshirt thats 5 times bigger than her.

There goes the wonderful thongs she wore, and the way she use to bend over and tease you while wearing them.

But then, after all that................

CONGRATS!!

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Man, you are doomed. No more girlfriends and no ore hanging out with your desperados!

However, things balance out. NOw you have a mother-in-law!

Enjoy and love your girl and remeber: she is always right!:-D

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Say these phrases 5,000 times a day, everyday until the wedding, and you will be fine:

"Yes Dear its my fault, I will not do it again.

No those pants don't make your ass look big.

I love you.

Yes I would love to go shopping with you."

Oh and congrats.

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» Just wanted to say that I have completely lost it! Last night I proposed

» to my lady friend of 3 years. It was a great ride the last 26 years...

Better start saving for divorce fees, settlement etc. (unless you have a contract, which is absolutely very extremely highly recommended).

"My wife and I have been happy for over 25 years. And then we met" :-|

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