How to learn how to speak Australian

[anacostiakat]

I think I'll have to find some other way to [link=http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,342099,00.html]lean how. . .[/link]

[Guest Warren]

You don't have to go to this extreme. just clamp a quarter between your teeth and hold your nose as you speak.

Give it a go.

I'd draw ya a bloody pitcha but I'm flat out like a bloody lizard drinkin mait.

[El Presidente]

Note he was a Kiwi

[GP012]

???

[ARRV]

"Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court alcohol played a large role in Cradock's life."

Wine tasting?

[skindiver]

I find it not so easy to speak " strine", you all have too much slang.

Well, I have Buckley's chance to learn all that. Stone the crows!