El Presidente Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk... Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the Other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go Home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I Get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, Get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down My leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up,and Yells at me for staying out so late! "His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach. I Screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard Into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the Closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass And say!, "WHO'S A HORNY GIRL, THEN ????!!!", and she acts like she's sound asleep! Works Every Time!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 The only safe way I could come home drunk... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexaSmoke Posted March 21, 2008 Share Posted March 21, 2008 hahaha.... :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsetOne Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 » The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk... » » » Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the » Other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go » Home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I » Get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. » Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, » Get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down » My leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL » Wakes Up,and Yells at me for staying out so late! » "His friend looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the » wrong approach. I » Screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard » Into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the » Closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass » » And say!, "WHO'S A HORNY GIRL, THEN ????!!!", and she acts like she's » sound asleep! » Works Every Time!!! There is a correct way to come home drunk??? i was always under the impression that making it home drunk is a big enough achievement, let alone doing it right! James Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CigarZen Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Classic Rob! :-D :-D :-D . . . its funny because its TRUE. ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Warren Posted March 22, 2008 Share Posted March 22, 2008 Getting busted would be enough to make me pee down my leg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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