First Lady Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Sick Leave I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy" he would tell me to take a few days off. So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so that the boss might think I was "Crazy" and give me a few days off. A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out." Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,".. And where do you think you're going.... (You're gonna love this....) She said, "I'm going home, too. You can't possibly expect me to work in the dark! :-D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Gargett Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 that is your best, except for the qantas thingee which you never posted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gostgost Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Very Funny Lisa. I got a good laugh from this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TexaSmoke Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 hahaha...That is pretty good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brian1 Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 Good One. One for you Lisa: A deranged man walks into a Shrinks office wearing nothing but cling film (aka seran wrap) wrapped around his body. The Shrink says " I can clearly see your nuts" ..........ba dum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillGB Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 I just spit my drink all over the keyboard! That was great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brooklyn Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 Just saw this. As usual, a good laugh!:-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
56Tweed Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 » Just saw this. As usual, a good laugh!:-) Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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