An Aussie in NYC

[First Lady]

An Australian is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.

The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 'No,' he replies, 'I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it.'

The intrigued woman says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?' The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'

The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?' 'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties.' The woman giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!''

The Aussie smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bl00dy things running about an hour fast, can I buy you a drink:-D

[CIGARHead]

Was that one of Rob's "Oris Pickup Lines"?

[brooklyn]

This just proves that you Aussies are Irish,full of wit and blarney.:-P

[tapewormboy]

haha....good one!!! :-D

[anacostiakat]

Insert guy from the District and a half hour. ;-)

[Loki]

Good one Lisa.:-D

[Ken Gargett]

you said this morning you were posting a joke. i can't find it.

[Ziggy]

» you said this morning you were posting a joke. i can't find it.

nice gig Ken.

But actually Lisa, I thought it was funny.:-D

[First Lady]

» you said this morning you were posting a joke. i can't find it.

Ken remember I look after you ...... no thanks.... oh and by the way :-P