Men Are Just Happier People

[El Presidente]

We know it is true ;-)

Men Are Just Happier People--

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress~$5000. Tux rental~$100.People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough . You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades . You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

[smokum]

:-D So true.

[greenpimp]

» Your belly usually hides your

» big hips.

LOL!

[effinwill]

Great, I'm number 3 on this one, number 26 on the tasting post. :-P

[anacostiakat]

» Your belly usually hides your

» big hips.

Your belly is determined by your genes. It only becomes a problem when it hangs over your jeans!

:-D

[CoryOllis]

And no matter how nasty we get we can never be a *****! A cur or a scatological area maybe, but not a *****! :-D

[shrink]

You know stuff about tanks.

Rob, I think you've got something here. My wife doesn't know squat about tanks. She'd probably choose the A1 Abrams because it's American. I'd go for the British Challenger II, because it's safer, and it also has... air conditioning!

I'd sure love to see the looks on my troublesome neighbor's face when I pull my new tank up in front of his house, and swing that big, impressive 120 mm rifled gun to bear on him. "Hey, *******", I'd call out, "was that you throwing rocks over the fence at my dogs the other day?"