Joke

[Colt45]

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on an airplane. The

stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go

quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said

to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know', said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?'

'OK'. she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you

a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same

stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat

patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you

suppose that is?'

The stranger thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to

discuss nuclear power when you don't know ****?'

[patrick]

Lol.... :-D

[El Presidente]