El Presidente Posted June 25, 2007 Posted June 25, 2007 A man was in a long line at his local Woolworth store. As he got to the >register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the >checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. >She asked, "What size condoms?" The customer replied that he didn't >know. She asked him to drop his pants. >He did. She reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him and >called over the intercom, "One box of large condoms, Register 5." > >The next man in line thought this was interesting, and like most of >us, was up for a cheap thrill. When he got up to the register, he told >the checker that he too had forgotten to get condoms, and asked if she >could have some brought to the register for him. She asked him what size, >and he stated that he didn't know. She asked him to drop his pants. He >did. She gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said, "One >box of medium-sized condoms, Register 5." > >A few customers back was this teenage boy. He thought what he had seen >was way too cool. He had never had any type of sexual contact with >a live female, so he thought this was his chance. When he got to the >register he told her he needed some condoms. >She asked him what size and he said he didn't know. She asked him >to drop his pants and he did. She reached over the counter, gave him a >quick squeeze then picked up the intercom and said... > > >you'll love this one................... > > > > > > >"Mop and bucket to register 5" .
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