The Wise Old Indian

[El Presidente]

THE WISE OLD INDIAN! (Native American)

Recently, an old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the Reservation, smoking a Ceremonial Pipe & eyeing 2 U.S. Government

Officials, who were sent to interview him.

One Official asked; "Chief Two Eagles, you've observed the White Man for 90 years.....You've seen his Wars & his Technological

advances. You've seen his progress & the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The Official continued; "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the White Man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the Government Officials for over a minute & then calmly replied;

"When White Man found this land, Indians were running it.....No taxes, No debt, Plenty buffalo, Plenty beaver,

Women did all the work, Medicine Man free, Indian man spent all day hunting & fishing & All night having sex."

Then, the Chief leaned back & smiled; "Only White Man dumb enough to think he could improve System like that."

[shrink]

Yeah, but I bet that the Medicine Man never smoked an SLR DC!