First Lady Posted June 7, 2007 Posted June 7, 2007 Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for? Husband: Nothing. Wife: Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour! Husband: I was just looking for the expiration date. ________________________________ Wife: Do you want dinner? Husband: Sure, what are my choices? Wife: Yes and No. __________________________________ Son: Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mum: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But Mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. ___________________________________ A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE" _______________________________________ Father to son after exam: Father: "Let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." ___________________________________________ A Wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour :clap:
jsd Posted June 7, 2007 Posted June 7, 2007 » ___________________________________________ » A Wife asked her husband: » "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?" » He looked at her from head to toe and replied: » "I like your sense of humour » » :clap: Oh thats rough:lol:
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