Wiley Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 I used to have a Labrador retriever and I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to stagger out the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrink Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 Funny you should mention it... I have a large male Samoyed dog, Juno, who often accompanies me to the office. He greets my patients, likes a pat on the head, then usually just lies on the floor and naps. One day recently, I was seeing one of my regular patients, a man who suffers from a delusional disorder. I noticed that he was looking at Juno, who was licking his genitals. "Gee", said my patient with a sly grin, "I wish I could do that". "O.K.", I replied, "but I think you better pet him first". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiley Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiley Posted August 2, 2006 Author Share Posted August 2, 2006 Damn! I see someone beat me to posting this. Ugh. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Presidente Posted August 2, 2006 Share Posted August 2, 2006 » Damn! I see someone beat me to posting this. Ugh. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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