The WHY\'s of Men - Brilliant!

[First Lady]

This is my strike against all the Blonde jokes and women jokes.... This says it all :-D

1 . WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....its never happened)

And my personal favorite :

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

It is rude and crude but God it made me laugh on a Friday Morning

TFL

[cf2112]

Damn Lisa I'd be offended if most of those weren't true;-)

[greenpimp]

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» 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

» (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

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At last an answer that makes sense! That is some funny ****. LMAO!

The rest, however, is ridiculous and untrue and I am very offended.:-P :-D

[Jimmy2]

[PigFish]

Ohhh Darlin', if I did no love you so much, I would retort!!!

[Ben]

You know after a nice 4 hour liquid lunch, I'll have a crack.

1 . WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

So they can do the thinking for the 'deer in the headlights' prone female.

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

See above phenomena.

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

Redundancy.

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

To piss off the Woman.

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

And Females for that matter.

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

Trying to improve on perfection is usually a fruitless quest.

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

Why bother?

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

To tell the Woman what to clean next.

[El Presidente]

....see what I have to put up with

[genevapics]

» 4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

» (because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

I gotta admit, that is some funny sh!t. Good one Lisa.:-)

[Smokin Bulldog]

And here I was thinking that you had a kind soul......

But that is just WRONG

[Colt45]

if i had any feelings left, they'd be hurt right now.

[new2habano]

Lisa is lucky she is so damn hot, if she was fat and ugly we all would be pissed!

LOL:-D

[Professor Twain]

Lisa, as long as you keep my cigars coming, and are so prompt and sweet with your emails, then you can crack all the men jokes you want.

[hueynova]

» Lisa, as long as you keep my cigars coming, and are so prompt and sweet

» with your emails, then you can crack all the men jokes you want.

I second that.

But be ready for more blonde jokes ;-)

[Ken Gargett]

lisa, these work so much beter in print than when you try and tell them.

but i want to know why it is that women think that they have a god-given right to have the toilet seat down. why aren't women expected to put the thing back up when they are finished? it is just as unpleasant for us. and hell, look at it this way, we might have missed the seat anyway.

[greenpimp]

If more women watched men at the toilet, the would want the damn thing UP. Trust me.

[josie67]

» lisa, these work so much beter in print than when you try and tell them.

» but i want to know why it is that women think that they have a god-given

» right to have the toilet seat down. why aren't women expected to put the

» thing back up when they are finished? it is just as unpleasant for us. and

» hell, look at it this way, we might have missed the seat anyway.

True that :-P