100%+

[First Lady]

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

How very true this is

[Wiley]

Love it!!!!!!!!!

[Ginseng]

Wilkey

[genevapics]

You really need to be on stage. Good stuff... as usual!

[CIGARHead]

:-D Damn Lise, right outta Rob's playbook huh?

[PorscheC4S]

Who says women can't handle math.:-)

[PigFish]

Honey Bunny... you have had too much time to doodle on the old order book! Luv U though. -P

[josie67]

Too funny Lisa! P

[DrAlejandro]

LMAO! that is funny :-D

[Professor Twain]

The lady is not only beautiful, and kind as can be, she is wise and good with math.

Is that enough asskissing to get 10% off my next order???

[bgoodz]

» The lady is not only beautiful, and kind as can be, she is wise and good with math.

:-D :-D Man have I seen that theory in action and it works....I just can't get my lips to pucker up for some reason :-D