First Lady Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 This was too good not to post. It was sent to me from a regular client who is a lawyer and who had a huge laugh :-D Subject: FW: lawyer story - who said lawyers werent nice One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his shiny limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We HAVE TO eat grass." Shocked, the lawyer said, "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you!" "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree. "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he said, "You come with us, too." The second man said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all!" the lawyer answered. They all jammed into the huge limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you." Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost a foot high!" TFL
argon345 Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 Are you and Rob trying to keep me up all night laughing???
CIGARHead Posted March 8, 2006 Posted March 8, 2006 » Lisa, don't worry about causing offence. We are all grown-ups here (or » supposed to be). » As the forum rules say, if you can't take humour or a bit of sledging, » find another forum. » :-) me like that one.:-D :-D i totally agree with you there Rummy...you drunk ol' coot.
rumrogue Posted November 15, 2008 Posted November 15, 2008 Lisa, don't worry about causing offence. We are all grown-ups here (or supposed to be). As the forum rules say, if you can't take humour or a bit of sledging, find another forum. :-)
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