marriage - not rob´s

[Ken Gargett]

this email snuck through so i thought i would share.

HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

(1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if You like

sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the

chips and dip coming.

-- Alan, age 10

(2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to

marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who

you're stuck with.

-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

(1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by

then.

-- Camille, age 10

(2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get

married.

-- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

(1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at

the same kids.

-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

(1) Both don't want any more kids.

-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know

each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually

gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

(1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the

newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

(1) When they're rich.

-- Pam, age 7

(2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess

with that.

-- Curt, age 7

(3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry

them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

(1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm

never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed

out.

-- Theodore, age 8

(2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need

someone to clean up after them.

-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

(1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favourite is........

HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

(1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a

truck.

-- Ricky, age 10 --

[habanohal]

The last 1 is definatly the best. Made me laugh . :-)

[jay8354]

The last one is a gem, that kid will go far.

[stogies&hoagies]

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» (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if You like

» sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the

» chips and dip coming.

»

» -- Alan, age 10

Don't forget about the beer, too

»

» »

» » (1) Both don't want any more kids.

»

» -- Lori, age 8

That's funny

»

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»»

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» WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

»

» (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the

» newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

»

» -- Craig, age 9

pretty good thinker isn't he

»

»

» »

» IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

»

» (1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm

» never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed

» out.

»

» -- Theodore, age 8

I'd love for him to read this again when he hits puberty.

»

»» And the #1 Favourite is........

»

» HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

»

» (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a

» truck.

»

» -- Ricky, age 10 --

Great advice :-D

[Wiley]

awesome!

[korryp]

Thanks, that made me chuckle a couple of times.

[dysfunctional]

»lovely.....made me laugh...kids are cute....but still I rather spend my money on cigars for the time being......wahahahaha

[dysfunctional]

» this email snuck through so i thought i would share.

»

» HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

»

» (1) You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if You like

» sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the

» chips and dip coming.

»

» -- Alan, age 10

»

» (2) No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to

» marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who

» you're stuck with.

»

» -- Kristen, age 10

»

»

» WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?

»

» (1) Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by

» then.

»

» -- Camille, age 10

»

» (2) No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get

» married.

»

» -- Freddie, age 6 (very wise for his age)

»

»

» HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

»

» (1) You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at

» the same kids.

»

» -- Derrick, age 8

»

»

» WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

»

» (1) Both don't want any more kids.

»

» -- Lori, age 8

»

»

» WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

»

» (1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know

» each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.

»

» -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

»

» (2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually

» gets them interested enough to go for a second date.

»

» -- Martin, age 10

»

»

» WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?

»

» (1) I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the

» newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.

»

» -- Craig, age 9

»

»

» WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

»

» (1) When they're rich.

»

» -- Pam, age 7

»

» (2) The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess

» with that.

»

» -- Curt, age 7

»

» (3 ) The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry

» them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.

»

» -- Howard, age 8

»

»

» IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

»

» (1 ) I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm

» never going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed

» out.

»

» -- Theodore, age 8

»

» (2 ) It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need

» someone to clean up after them.

»

» -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

»

»

» HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?

»

» (1 ) There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?

»

» -- Kelvin, age 8

»

» And the #1 Favourite is........

»

» HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

»

» (1 ) Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a

» truck.

»

» -- Ricky, age 10 --

[argon345]

Thanks Ken!! I think i might have just wet my pants!!

[Taino]

very very funny stuff!

[Mel]

» very very funny stuff!

I should have read this stuff years ago, could have saved me thousands and tons of grief. LOL

[alexgtp]

LOL

That was some funny reading.

[genevapics]

Good stuff.

[MrQ]

[Cigarflip]

Niceee!!!! Kids don't lie! They tell it the way it is. LOL.

[kingfisher59]

» Niceee!!!! Kids don't lie! They tell it the way it is. LOL.

It's amazing how observant children are even at a very young age....

[MCDavis]

Thanks for the laugh!!

[Duckguy]

Ha! Those were good.

[ironman]

Having six kid's myself, that was great!!!!