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While the El Prez is away, the rest of us will bag him out.

What am I talking about, we do this all the time here.

Anyway, apparently El Prez needs to have a personal assistant to avoid trouble at home with his other half.

Lisa advised me that he got the dates wrong for her birthday, which is today (AEST time).

Apparently, yesterday was his wife's birthday. Now he is in NY and soon to be in Cuba having fun. Remember he forgot about Valentine's and now this.

Wonder how much trouble he is going to be in when he gets back????

I live in awe of the man who is this brave (or foolhardy).

Tampa, since you are a moderator. Think you can create or setup a sticky in FOH with the heading - El Prez: Remember these important dates!

:-D I can see that Ken is going to have fun with this thread.

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» Apparently, yesterday was his wife's birthday. Now he is in NY and soon to

» be in Cuba having fun. Remember he forgot about Valentine's and now this.

Do they still hang people there in Australia? Firing squad? Death by smoking plugged cigars? Did this guy star in the movie Cat People? How many more lives does he have left? This is not good, not good at all. I may need to start looking for a new vendor. :-( Do you think his wife will get the business in a divorce settlement? Anyone know her name? Not good at all. I almost feel for the guy. Almost that is... :-D

Posted

» I may need to start looking for a new vendor. :-( Do you think his wife

» will get the business in a divorce settlement? Anyone know her name? Not

» good at all. I almost feel for the guy. Almost that is... :-D

That's ok, I also found out that if anything happens to El Prez (not that anything will mind you :-D ), the spilt is between El Prez's other half and The First Lady.

;-) :-P :-D :rotfl:

Posted

Do you think that the Prez. keeps her bank account full? Must be that's the only explanation for his survival.

Posted

»

» :-D I can see that Ken is going to have fun with this thread.

fair go. i would never kick a man when he is down.

i did suggest that he really must be making a stack out of flogging cigars, why else would his wife stay with him.

and be fair to rob - valantine´s day? he was at the cricket, as was every aussie bloke´s duty. and just because he got a bit smashed. how unreasonable can people be.

Posted

Ok, somebody confuse me some more... In my ignorance, I have been thinking that Lisa WAS the First Lady of the Czardom.

This post however leads me to wonder... is the Great & Powerful Lisa, NOT Mrs. Czar?

&... is she single?

...her incredibly fast shipment made my head spin & now I am in love!:hungry:

Posted

» Ok, somebody confuse me some more... In my ignorance, I have been thinking

» that Lisa WAS the First Lady of the Czardom.

» This post however leads me to wonder... is the Great & Powerful Lisa, NOT

» Mrs. Czar?

»

» &... is she single?

»

» ...her incredibly fast shipment made my head spin & now I am in

» love!:hungry:

Put a sock on it and finish the job man.:-|

Mrs. Czar and Robs wife may not be the same person depends on how you mean it. Lisa is married but not to Rob.

Posted

Ken wrote: fair go. i would never kick a man when he is down.

Admit it, Ken...

We all know that crap is king,

Give us dirty laundry.

Kick 'em when they're up,

Kick 'em when they're down.

Kick 'em when they're up,

Kick 'em when they're down.

Kick 'em when they're up,

Kick 'em when they're down.

Kick 'em when they're up,

Kick 'em all around.

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