New meanig for....

[CIGARHead]

...pencil ****:

Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the Kurir newspaper reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils." - Ananova.com

[patrick]

OMG, that is just not right on sooo many levels!!!

[genevapics]

Look man, you need to keep stuff like that to yourself. That hurt just reading it!

[spsurfin]

Ouch.........I am having sympathy pains

[Fatshotbud]

» Ouch.........I am having sympathy pains

bucking for a Darwin award??

[alexgtp]

» » Ouch.........I am having sympathy pains

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» bucking for a Darwin award??

How in the heck deos that keep you erect.

Definately he needs a darwin award..

I bet he never heard of Viagra..

[CIGARHead]

All that know me know I love SEX...but I sure as hell dont like it that much.

Good thing tha kid has a Maserati.

[stogies&hoagies]

»

Arrrgh, that hurt just to read it.

I think he would have been better off using it on the outside, you know, like a splint.

You gotta love a lover though. I guess they don't have Viagra in Belgrade?

[idesign]

No way! That hurts just thinking about it.

...man, that's gotta leave a mark