Something to brighten your day

[First Lady]

The CIA just intercepted this e-mail.....

Al-Qaeda Fighters Pty Ltd

Memo

To: All Al Qaeda Fighters

From: Bin Laden, Osama

Date:

Re: The Cave

Hi guys - We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we cant forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few

concerns:

1. While it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning roster - have you?

I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the Halal toaster/griller).

2. Its not often I make a video address, but when I do, I'm trying to scare the hell out of most of the world's population, okay? That means that while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing the 'Wasssuuup' thing. Thanks

3. Food. I bought a box of Bega cheese slices recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf of the fridge.

Today, two of my Bega slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

4. I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. And please - do not chant "Ossy, Ossy, Ossy. Oi Oi Oi" when I ride past on the donkey.

5. Graffiti. Whoever wrote "OSAMA F**** DONKEYS" on the group toilet wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed in to me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain.

6. The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain' will not be accepted in the future. (With donkeys there is a grey area).

Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them.

First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave.

Love you lots, Group Hug. Os.

PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag.

I had a great laugh

TFL

[Wiley]

"First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave."

that's some funny stuff!

[CIGARHead]

Now that made me spit rum!

The donkey backed into me while peeing....

Funniest **** all day. Thnks for he laugh Lisa.

[genevapics]

Why do I get the feeling that the next three weeks are going to be absolutely a blast! Great stuff...Madam President !

[Tampa1257]

Let the good times roll! Madam First lady, you have the Keys to the Kingdom! Wooo Hooooo

[patrick]

Lol, good one. :-D

[idesign]

» First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave.

» TFL

LOL, that's classic.....

[Ginseng]

Great stuff!

Thanks Lisa, I really needed that. :-)

Wilkey

[spsurfin]

Thanks Lisa--I needed that

[Maverick]

Champion effort. Great reading.

Ross...

[SuperT]

THANKS!! Too frickin' funny!

[cigardawg]

Very funny stuff. I have already forwarded it.:-D

[Taino]

jaaaaaaaaaaa!, very very funny... for your sake Lisa I just hope Osama is not a member of this forum

[Mel]

LMAO, but, you ain't got time to fool with such. Find me some nice cigars to buy. Love you.

[stogies&hoagies]

» What a great first post for me to read. I just signed on a little while ago. Glad I picked a good one for starters.

Thanks for the laugh.

[Fatshotbud]

Good stuff!