Things you can't say today.....

[El Presidente]

I may or may not have been recently castigated 

 

"Take a spoonful of concrete and toughen the "FK" up" 

[El Presidente]

 

"Snitches get Stiches" 

[Chibearsv]

Apparently "Get the F$%^ out of my office!" is also frowned upon as I learned last week.😳

[MickVanWinkle]

“Man up”

[CigarmanTim]

"grow a pair"

[BigGuns]

I don't want to give @Chas.Alpha his first valid reason to drop the hammer, so I respectfully decline to participate in this conversation

[unaslob]

59 minutes ago, BigGuns said:

I don't want to give @Chas.Alpha his first valid reason to drop the hammer, so I respectfully decline to participate in this conversation

 

[Jack]

Mild by comparison, but still fighting words:

"Hey Betty, when you finish typing that up would you get me a cup of coffee?"

[riderpride]

Just because you're offended doesn't mean it's wrong. Feelings aren't real. They're a result of how you interpret the situation. Also, an employee of mine might answer with 'sorry' or 'I'll start thinking before I act'.

Cheers!

[JohnS]

I have not heard two famous sayings from our Woodwork and Metalwork high school teachers for over thirty years. Specifically:

"You are as useless as tits on a bull" and, "You are as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike". 

When the students heard that, they knew they had done the wrong thing.

[Chas.Alpha]

“Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.” 😡

-Our conversation is over, thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. 😀

[Chas.Alpha]

4 hours ago, BigGuns said:

I don't want to give @Chas.Alpha his first valid reason to drop the hammer, so I respectfully decline to participate in this conversation

Just waiting on you, Mike. Simply biding my time… 🤔⏱️🔨🔨🪓

[CaptainQuintero]

28 minutes ago, JohnS said:

I have not heard two famous sayings from our Woodwork and Metalwork high school teachers for over thirty years. Specifically:

"You are as useless as tits on a bull" and, "You are as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike". 

When the students heard that, they knew they had done the wrong thing.

"He could fall into a bucket full of tits and come out sucking his thumb" is a classic that I don't hear much now

[Ken Gargett]

apparently, 'well dip me in honey and feed me to the lesbians', is now considered inappropriate. 

[WarriorPrincess]

"Dumb as dog shit " is my favourite 

[Cigar Surgeon]

19 hours ago, JohnS said:

I have not heard two famous sayings from our Woodwork and Metalwork high school teachers for over thirty years. Specifically:

"You are as useless as tits on a bull" and, "You are as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike". 

When the students heard that, they knew they had done the wrong thing.

"If I put both of your brains inside a bird, it would still fly upside down."

[Chibearsv]

15 hours ago, WarriorPrincess said:

"Dumb as dog shit " is my favourite 

I prefer "dumb as a bag of hammers" 😁

[ThePolskiOgorki]

To someone who is dumb and is constantly screwing up: "You couldn't organize a f**k in a whore house".

[MagicalBikeRide]

My old man used to always say  -

“if work was in bed, you’d sleep on the floor” 

[Puros Y Vino]

"Were you born stupid? Or do you have to work at it?"

When my brothers or I forgot something or did something dumb our mother would tell us "If you're heads weren't screwed on, you'd lose those too".  😁

[Perla]

Shut your bloody cakehole. 
 

[HP2]

You can’t make chicken salad out of chicken shit. 

[Mr. DD]

“Don’t get your panties in a wad.”

[BlueWS]

I have a corporate job and a co-worker who insisted I was wrong about a policy & practice (I was in the right, I trained them a decade ago, and I'm more senior - not just in age), after repeating the correct answer for a 3rd time in front of others I said, "AND I OUT RANK YOU." They were so upset over that they skipped over their manager and took it straight to our group boss. I was asked to apologize.

[Dr vonPuffenberg]

Quit acting like you have sand in your p***y.