Popular Post MoeFOH Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 I don't know why they make me chuckle... but they do... I'm an idiot, I guess. Give us ya best Chuck Norris jokes, bits, memes, whatnot... 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Ford2112 Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to season his meat 😂😂 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TheFullMontecristo Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris. 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NSXCIGAR Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra snake. After 3 long days of suffering, the snake died. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post westg Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post westg Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 The quickest way to a man's heart ❤️ is with Chuck Norris's fist 👊 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post hangten Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 When Chuck Norris does a pushup he doesn't push himsuelf up. He is actually pushing the world down. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Fuzz Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 Chuck Norris can stand still faster than you can run. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear rug in his bedroom. It's not dead, it's just too scared to move. Death had a near Chuck Norris experience once. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas. When he goes to sleep at night, the Bogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris Behind Chuck Norris’s beard there is not a chin. There’s another fist. Chuck Norris's PIN is the last 4 digits of pi. Chuck Norris can win a game of chess with just one pawn. Chuckmate. When Chuck Norris exercises on his Total Gym, he doesn't get fitter, the machine does. When Chuck Norris walks into a room, he doesn't need to turn on the lights. The darkness retreats in fear. The Lock Ness Monster claims to have seen Chuck Norris once. If you look into a mirror and whisper "Chuck Norris" three times, he will appear and roundhouse kick you directly to Hell. Technically, Chuck Norris died 10 years ago. Death is just too afraid to tell him. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Li Bai Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Li Bai Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 Chuck Norris has no father. Nobody b*ngs Chuck Norris' mother. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post helix Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 When opportunity knocks on Chuck's door and he's not home opportunity waits. Chuck's mom has a tattoo which says Son. When Chuck was leaving home he told his Dad he had to now be the man of the house. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Phonics Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Chuck Norris was once bitten by a rattlesnake. After 3 days of suffering... the rattlesnake died. On the bottom of China is a tag that says "Made in Chuck Norris." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ford2112 Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Bada_Bing_NJ Posted April 15 Popular Post Share Posted April 15 Chuck Norris jokes never get old! Pulled out a vintage T-shirt 14+yrs 😆 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westg Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 https://www.instagram.com/reel/C21S760seu5/?igsh=am9zM3I2M2R6eWN6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
La_Tigre Posted April 18 Share Posted April 18 Out of curiousity, has anyone tried the Lone Wolf brand? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ford2112 Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 There are no discontinued vitolas, only the cigars Chuck Norris has allowed to exist. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unaslob Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 My first “app” on a smartphone was a Chuck Norris facts generator. Would make my day everyday. I’ll leave you with my favorite, “For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.” 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rckymtn22 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Chuck Norris won the Tour de France twice…on a stationary bike. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnS Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 On 4/15/2024 at 11:35 AM, westg said: The quickest way to a man's heart ❤️ is with Chuck Norris's fist 👊 I'm still laughing at this one a month later! 😂 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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