Are you tired of women/men constantly hitting on you?

[El Presidente]

I certainly am. 

Finally, I have the reason why. 

 

 

Extreme Tinder Makeover  

 

[NSXCIGAR]

Did this guy just tattoo both hands to help get laid? 

[Arabian]

8 hours ago, NSXCIGAR said:

Did this guy just tattoo both hands to help get laid? 

While 'puffing up some serious clouds!' 

 

[MrFolgers]

 

[MagicalBikeRide]

My phone photo album consists mostly of pictures of the kids, cigars and pints of stout. Not sure how I’d fair on tinder 😅

[Nevrknow]

1 minute ago, MagicalBikeRide said:

My phone photo album consists mostly of pictures of the kids, cigars and pints of stout. Not sure how I’d fair on tinder 😅

You have to use a pro photographer. ( CHECK ) AND get hand tattoos..........ummmm  errrr....................

[Reuben]

It looks like it was starting to work out for him 😃

[clone1008]

Sheldon was puffin some serious clouds! 🤣🤣🤣

[mediocrechris]

Just a very important heads-up. Based upon this video these guys are in Colombia trying to meet women on a dating app and there is a distinct danger in being a foreigner in Colombia trying to met women on a dating app.  https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/11/colombia-dating-apps-tourist-deaths

[El Presidente]

5 hours ago, mediocrechris said:

Just a very important heads-up. Based upon this video these guys are in Colombia trying to meet women on a dating app and there is a distinct danger in being a foreigner in Colombia trying to met women on a dating app.  https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/jan/11/colombia-dating-apps-tourist-deaths

................I think the risk of anyone here hopping on a plane to Colombia...to meet women on a dating app...is fairly low   

 

Fuzz maybe.   

[Fuzz]

Ahhh...that's where I was going wrong! I was trying to look classy, not douchey classy! Gotta up my douchey-ness!

[El Presidente]

5 hours ago, Fuzz said:

Ahhh...that's where I was going wrong! I was trying to look classy, not douchey classy! Gotta up my douchey-ness!

You were so close!  You had the "douche" right...but you just never included a cigar in your profile pics. 

1. Do it now ...📷

2..Cancel your afternoon meetings

3  Wait for the ladies to roll on in.

4. Don't pick the first one. Try and play hard to get. Remember, you no longer have to pay. 

[jay8354]

5 hours ago, Fuzz said:

Ahhh...that's where I was going wrong! I was trying to look classy, not douchey classy! Gotta up my douchey-ness!

No, you need to grow the source of your power, you need to grow the 'Fro back out. 

[riderpride]

No fro required in the states (Kentucky and Bama aside)

[Bill Hayes]

Hmmmm...I'm tossing up between colourful racing identity or Colombian marching band leader, with tosser being the appropriate term here. Too big on the douche factor?