Kirby in Cuba

[Hammer Smokin']

I agree. 

Kirby is perfect to represent the future of Cuban cigars (and future Cuban cigar smokers). 

[Li Bai]

6 hours ago, VeguerosMAN said:

Cuba has been looking for New Zino Davidoff ever since he left Cuba and it sure looks like they have found the next ambassador to represent Cuban cigars in Kirby. In no time, Kirby will have his own line of cigars.  Can't wait to smoke Kirby's Dom Perignon line of Habanos!!

[Ford2112]

6 hours ago, VeguerosMAN said:

Cuba has been looking for New Zino Davidoff ever since he left Cuba and it sure looks like they have found the next ambassador to represent Cuban cigars in Kirby. In no time, Kirby will have his own line of cigars.  Can't wait to smoke Kirby's Dom Perignon line of Habanos!! 

How come Kirby and Vegueros Man are never seen in the same room together? 

[ha_banos]

25 minutes ago, Ford2112 said:

How come Kirby and Vegueros Man are never seen in the same room together ? 

Unlike AlexG and Kirby I hasten to add...unless that was some generated woke AI!

[VeguerosMAN]

Get your finest smoking jacket ready.

 

[chasy]

I am prepared to do whatever is necessary to prove I am Kirby's #1 fan. Don't test me.

[MrFolgers]

If Kirby wins, @Ford2112 has to change his avatar pic to Kirby in his tux 

[AllorNothing]

I just want to add, imagine going to Cuba dressed as the most pompous POS. People there must think 100x worse of him than anyone in this forum. 

[Pmo13]

On 2/27/2024 at 2:13 AM, Lunettesman said:

While the dude butchers Por Laranaga every time: Pal Lagarnaga🤣

I watched a video once where he got a box and *while looking directly at it* called them “Por Luhranyahs” about half a dozen times.

I’d pay a subscription fee just to hear him order a coffee in Spanish. Every sentence must be a rollercoaster.

[Ford2112]

6 hours ago, MrFolgers said:

If Kirby wins, @Ford2112 has to change his avatar pic to Kirby in his tux 

You know what? I'll do it!

[westg]

On 1/24/2024 at 10:03 AM, El Presidente said:

I know Kirby would love the 6K views this thread has had 

Was just thinking that reading through this. Working beautifully for him 😎🌴

[Ford2112]

My boy, tearing it up!!

[ha_banos]

15 hours ago, Ford2112 said:

My boy, tearing it up!!

Guy is upset that Kirby is taking his girls number? #player

[VeguerosMAN]

15 hours ago, Ford2112 said:

My boy, tearing it up!!

Fine super model is seducing Kirby. 

[99call]

8 hours ago, ha_banos said:

Guy is upset that Kirby is taking his girls number? #player

He's just typing his own name into Google.    

It's a part of his every 5 min routine. 

1- Shoot cuffs.

2- Pull up silk socks...and all associated ancillary hosiery.

3- Buff business card holder, and rubs thump over personal 22kt golden canon cypher an even number of times.

4- Points at himself in the nearest available mirror, and bares his gums, like a well hydrated, if not slightly weak lion. 

5- Check available space in his zoot suit pant, and x18 pocket Guayabera shirt for additional snatched gifted cigars.

6- Call mother.

7- Ask Alexa "Who is the most Dappy of the Dapper Dans?"

8- Find a dark corner for a quick 5 mins with a chilled eye mask.

9- Clicks patent leather heels together x3 times and whispers to himself, "I'm not in Texas anymore!"

[Ford2112]

7 hours ago, 99call said:

6- Call mother

🤣

[VeguerosMAN]

6 hours ago, Ford2112 said:

🤣

Nothing wrong with calling your mother. I call my mother 3 times a day.

[Ford2112]

6 hours ago, VeguerosMAN said:

Nothing wrong with calling your mother. I call my mother 3 times a day

That's the attention to craftsmanship and detail we have come to know and expect from Kirb...I mean VeguerosMAN!

[VeguerosMAN]

Isn't today the day when Kirby is receiving the Habano Man award? I am sure the trophy will tie the new Texas home smoking lounge together beautifully.

[Hammer Smokin']

In my heart, he won the award long ago. 

[VeguerosMAN]

What's the update on the Habano man award? Did Kirby win?

[MrFolgers]

10 hours ago, VeguerosMAN said:

What's the update on the Habano man award? Did Kirby win?

I believe in an insta story he shared some woman won... 

[benfica_77]

He better not...what a turd of a human being. He is the last person who should be show as the "example" for our hobby 🤌 🖕

[MrFolgers]

On 3/2/2024 at 2:51 AM, VeguerosMAN said:

Isn't today the day when Kirby is receiving the Habano Man award? I am sure the trophy will tie the new Texas home smoking lounge together beautifully.

Idk why but this infuriates me...he custom built his entire house, installs a what, $40k filtration system? But the smoke room is in the MIDDLE OF THE OPEN FLOOR PLAN???? Why on earth would it not be in a closed off room when you built a custom house? 

[Ford2112]

1 hour ago, MrFolgers said:

I believe in an insta story he shared some woman won... 

What's the difference?