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[El Presidente]

 

From this mornings discussion........Di is not quite onboard as of yet.  

 

Tobacco tycoon Travers 'The Candyman' Beynon and his wife Taesha have revealed what it takes to become the latest addition to their polyamorous relationship.

Travers, 51, recently announced the couple was looking for a new 'main girlfriend' to live with them in his 'Candy Shop Mansion' on the Gold Coast.

An online job application includes a list of requirements for women hoping to win the position, as well as a glimpse into the kinds of daily activities she would be expected to perform. 

'Being the girlfriend of Mr Beynon, a.k.a. The Candyman, not only must you be attractive to be considered as a girlfriend, but you must be fun, bubbly, outgoing, spontaneous, adventurous and respectful to everyone,' the website states. 

The successful applicant will enjoy perks such as a designer wardrobe, five-star travel around the world, and entry into 'exclusive private parties' with Travers himself.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-11993317/Travers-Candyman-Beynon-shares-job-application-new-main-girlfriend.html

 

[btp1979]

Is this real? I don't know if I'm relieved or depressed this type of ....I don't know how to quantify it...... is not restricted to the USA.

[El Presidente]

Just now, btp1979 said:

Is this real? I don't know if I'm relieved or depressed this type of ....I don't know how to quantify it...... is not restricted to the USA.

Travers lives less than an hour down the road from Czar central. 

Step one for myself would be to get a catchy name .......man?  Nudieman?  

...........I am going to run it past Di now 

[Chibearsv]

How about Frying Pan Man after you run it past Di? 🫣

[btp1979]

I feel a new poll brewing lol

 

The Cuban Lumberjack? On account of all the "sticks"

The Lumber from Downunder?

[Bri Fi]

Money can’t buy happiness…. He seems really depressed. 

[benfica_77]

I joked about something similar with the Mrs....she quickly reminded me that she chops dog and cat nuts off for a living as a vetinerian and can do the same to me in my sleep quite quickly.....

[JohnS]

Travers, well yeah...he's real. Think of him as a modern version of Hugh Hefner, except he likes to work out and get tanning solutions. So okay, that article shows him in an image drinking Remy Martin Louis XIII Cognac in the same way we would drink water or perhaps Coca-Cola.

Let's see...the current local price of Remy Martin Louis XIII Cognac is $AU4950 retail, but hey if you are a member of the local Dan Murphy's outlet in Australia you can pick up a bottle for only $AU4600. Not bad. Current retail US prices for this product range from $US2400 - $US3300. Again, not bad.

What I quite enjoy about that image is the fact that Travers is drinking this rather costly Cognac out of a tumbler glass. I mean, the average person who knows something about Cognac might opt for a traditional Brandy Balloon glass like this below...

Someone who rather follows a considered etiquette with their Cognac would not choose the traditional balloon glass. Instead, the option you'd go for would be the Cognac tulip glass...

Even Remy Martin's dedicated website to this artisan product recommends the same as can be seen below...

It's all a good laugh though, isn't it? 😂

[BoliDan]

I hate this dude...

[BTWheezy]

3 hours ago, El Presidente said:

Travers lives less than an hour down the road from Czar central. 

Step one for myself would be to get a catchy name .......man?  Nudieman?  

...........I am going to run it past Di now 

In high school, we had a 7 foot tall exchange student (basketball player). He was appropriately nicknamed…Cigar Man.

Something to consider…

[99call]

6 hours ago, JohnS said:

It's all a good laugh though, isn't it? 😂

Although this guy is no doubt rich, let us not forget, that most of these trinkets these people parade are all rented and just their for show, and not go!.    I really enjoyed the Romanian Police announcing all andrew tate's "cars" were in fact rented.   What a douche

I also find it amusing in these playboy harem type deals, that the original members always seem very positive to new girls being added, i'm sure they are thinking......"thank f**k, heres someone new that absorb his time, I get a break, and can now focus on A, the pool boy, and B, building a slush fund for lawyers. 

[joeypots]

Most of the photos in the article looked photoshopped to me. And it’s not a good deal for the women in the relationship. Most men like travis pay their dates to leave, not stay.

[Cigar Surgeon]

14 hours ago, Chibearsv said:

How about Frying Pan Man after you run it past Di? 🫣

Captain Concussion?

[BrightonCorgi]

Anyone been to one of his parties?

[Carrie Nation]

Someone should introduce this guy and his wife to Ronnie Johns.

[bates40]

I hope he gets an STD from the successful applicant. 

[Slayer]

18 hours ago, bates40 said:

I hope he gets an STD from the successful applicant. 

He would have developed an immunity to STDs at this point…

[smokum]

He must get a pretty good discount at the local lips and boob plastic surgeon

[Shrimpchips]

On 4/21/2023 at 3:06 AM, 99call said:

Although this guy is no doubt rich, let us not forget, that most of these trinkets these people parade are all rented and just there for show, and not go!. 

The women are no different. Everything’s a trinket if you’re wealthy and shitty enough of a human.