there really is a tinfoil hat brigade. come on down, the kiwis!!

[Ken Gargett]

a friend who lives in new zealand sent me this from a local paper. 

as if nz has any weapons, let alone ray guns. beyond me how we are not extinct. 

you'd really like to think it is parody but this lot couldn't find parody in a dictionary. 

 

 

 

[helix]

Pitiful. 

[riderpride]

The government likely replaced tinfoil with aluminum which renders their hats useless. 

Tell then to switch to the velostat helmet which also works against aliens 👽 

Cheers

[Ken Gargett]

4 minutes ago, riderpride said:

The government likely replaced tinfoil with aluminum which renders their hats useless. 

Tell then to switch to the velostat helmet which also works against aliens 👽 

Cheers

good lord, you seem to be under the impression that i have a way to contact them, let alone that i might want to. i would climb into the full tinfoil bodysuit before that happens. 

[El Presidente]

2 minutes ago, Ken Gargett said:

 i would climb into the full tinfoil bodysuit before that happens. 

..that's a lot of tinfoil 

[Ken Gargett]

34 minutes ago, El Presidente said:

..that's a lot of tinfoil 

interesting that the fat jokes only happen during the fat bastard comp. then we go back to normal for the rest of the year. 

actually, i'd wrap the entire nation in tinfoil and that would be a plus for the world. if it was not for their trout and their wine...

(too soon for 'giving nz to putin' jokes?). 

[El Presidente]

1 minute ago, Ken Gargett said:

interesting that the fat jokes only happen during the fat bastard comp. then we go back to normal for the rest of the year. 

How dare you! I am above "Fat jokes". 

Simply concerned about protecting the planet 

[riderpride]

@Ken GargettDon't forget to butter the inside of the bodysuit. Makes it easier to get in/out 🤣

Cheers

[riderpride]

Also, I thought that Aus was responsible for the rays in advance of their invasion 😳 

Cheers

[Ken Gargett]

11 minutes ago, riderpride said:

Also, I thought that Aus was responsible for the rays in advance of their invasion 😳 

Cheers

no one here, absolutely no one, wants to include nz as part of the great nation of australia. we would not take them on as the state. the very thought gives shivers...