Why is it....

[El Presidente]

Why is it that aliens only appear to like visiting English speaking countries 

 

 

[mbrody]

Saw some super strange lights in the sky the other night…uh oh.

[El Presidente]

Just now, mbrody said:

Saw some super strange lights in the sky the other night…uh oh.

...you had better call it in.........everyone else apparently does 

[99call]

Jesus thats embarrassing

[Fuzz]

24 minutes ago, El Presidente said:

Why is it that aliens only appear to like visiting English speaking countries 

 

 

Have you not seen any sci-fi TV show? All aliens speak English!!

[mbrody]

Not calling it in…a friend already posted photos. Gonna let him take the heat! I saw it driving home. A line of bright light broken dashes in the sky. (Insert twilight zone music here)

[TobaccoRoad]

The aliens are on a mission to find intelligent life. They have to make multiple trips to some places to find it.

[Fuzz]

12 minutes ago, mbrody said:

Not calling it in…a friend already posted photos. Gonna let him take the heat! I saw it driving home. A line of bright light broken dashes in the sky. (Insert twilight zone music here)

So you saw a plane with the windows curtains open? The pandemic reduced the number of flights, so you may not recognise a plane flying at night.

[Fezztone]

The US looked different before marijuana legalization in many states.

[Drguano]

[mbrody]

1 hour ago, Fuzz said:

So you saw a plane with the windows curtains open? The pandemic reduced the number of flights, so you may not recognise a plane flying at night.

Man, I’m going to the loony bin for this on eh?!?

[mprach024]

Why is every video evidence of aliens, Loch Ness, Sasquatch, yeti STILL all filmed in crap video quality when everyone is carrying an HD camera with them at all times?  Apparently aliens are attracted to English speaking people carrying around Kodachromes.

[Fuzz]

49 minutes ago, mprach024 said:

Why is every video evidence of aliens, Loch Ness, Sasquatch, yeti STILL all filmed in crap video quality when everyone is carrying an HD camera with them at all times?  Apparently aliens are attracted to English speaking people carrying around Kodachromes.

They have technology that disrupts the camera image.

[mprach024]

2 minutes ago, Fuzz said:

They have technology that disrupts the camera image.

Lol I like that one.  They have the technology to degrade the quality of video to mimic earths 30+ year old technology…….but not the technology to just block it all together.

[cigcars]

*Hmmm   Can't really say for sure. But while we American/English speaking countries appear so eager to make extra-terrestrial contact...had anybody considered the possibility that maybe our Creator has deliberately fixed it so that we can't find each other?  I mean while I guess we think we're going to make contact with cute little cuddly ET, as the question has come up before: what are you going to do if you find that you've just exposed us to beings who find human beings a delicacy- just as we find crab legs, lobster and shrimp here. For anyone who's familiar with Coast to Coast AM, the radio broadcast about the supernatural, ghosts, aliens, UFO's, Bigfoot, Mothman, haunted houses, etc. started by Art Bell but now hosted by George Noori, they have guest hosts on from time to time. One of them is Ian Punnett, graduate of Baptist Theological Seminary here in Kentucky, my home state. And when Ian starts his show his opening monologue is (and Lisa, Keith & Frank don't get mad at me) his monologue is: "Attention all you hostile alien forces surrounding our planet and hidden behind your cloaking devices; eat the Canadians first. They're like Free Range North Americans: they're healthier and they have less additives. And for dessert eat the Albertans."  Again, Canadian Beaver, CanuckSarTech, Puros y Vinos, and all our other beloved Canadian FOH forum members - my apologies 

[Nevrknow]

If I were of a more technologically advanced race, I would bypass this place like the ghetto. Just saying.

[Fuzz]

1 hour ago, mprach024 said:

Lol I like that one.  They have the technology to degrade the quality of video to mimic earths 30+ year old technology…….but not the technology to just block it all together.

Vampires have the superior disruption tech, but they refuse to give it to others.

[cigcars]

1 hour ago, Nevrknow said:

If I were of a more technologically advanced race, I would bypass this place like the ghetto. Just saying.

 

[jay8354]

I have to agreed with Cigcars, since the aliens will look at Earth and either go "They have an impenetrable planet defense system disguised as space junk" or "they are so ghetto, look at the way they just leave all the trash around the planet"

[SirVantes]

5 hours ago, Drguano said:

No laughing matter.  The van is on the flatbed, headed for Area 51, with the driver manacled and hooded in the back...

Btw, bird "poop" isn't real either.  It conceals a GPS micro-locator - which is why the moment you finish washing your car, a bird will poop on it. 

[Edicion]

Joe Rogan has entered the conversation... 

[JohnS]

39 minutes ago, Edicion said:

Joe Rogan has entered the conversation...

I know right? I mean he's even on the cover of Cigar Aficionado Magazine! 😂

[Edicion]

24 minutes ago, JohnS said:

I know right? I mean he's even on the cover of Cigar Aficionado Magazine! 😂

Indeed he smokes cigars on the podcast (and other things), likes a good whiskey and pairs it with conspiracy theories + aliens. These are recurring themes. What's there not to like? 😂

[Kitchen]

The real question is, who is more likely to survive Vogon poetry?  

[Chibearsv]

We report UFOs mostly in areas where daily air traffic is highest.  What a stunning coincidence!