WINNER ANNOUNCED!! Weekend laughter Competition

[BigGuns]

3 hours ago, Connoisseur Kim said:

 

It is impossible to get too much of the Ghanan paul bearers

[Connoisseur Kim]

It is impossible to get too much of the Ghanan paul bearers

Much agreed! The coffin dance meme is suprisingly popular in Korea as well .

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[CigarOgami]

[Chucko8]

[cigcars]

[RichG]

An Australian goes to New Zealand and sees a guy having sex with a sheep on the side of the road and he says "mate, in Australia we sheer our sheep."

The New Zealand guy says "Piss off, I'm not sheering her with anyone".

[Zaxeiler]

One of my favorite standup routines, will have you in stitches, about the many ways the word sh*t can be used in the english language.

 

[joeypots]

A little girl, maybe 4 years old, goes down stairs for breakfast. Her mother says good morning and the little girl says, Mommy, I know how you get a baby."

What's that darling?

I know how you get a baby.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?????

"I know how you get a baby." The child repeats.

"What do you know, dear?" Asks Mom.

I saw you and daddy getting a baby.

"What did you see?" The mother asks becoming visibly upset.

" Well, last night I wanted a drink of water and I walked by your room and the door was open. You and daddy were under the covers and were hugging and kissing and moaning and then you put your face right in daddy's lap."

"Oh my dear," The mother responds, totally relieved. "Now this is very important, listen to me. That is not how mommy gets a baby. That's how mommy gets jewlery."

 

[Islandboy]

[westg]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CO23pkWp8Rx/?igshid=3r63f72sg0ia

[GotYaGoat]

[Bolismoker]

While riding my Harley, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.

Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay?

As I looked up, I noticed she was wearing a low-cut blouse with a cleavage to die for.
"I'm okay I think." I replied as I pulled myself up to the side of the car to get a closer look.

She said, "Get in and I'll take you home, so I can clean and bandage that nasty scrape on your head."

"That's nice of you," I answered, "But I don't think my wife will like me doing that!"

"Oh, come now, I'm a nurse," she insisted. "I need to see if you have any more scrapes and then treat them properly."

Well, she was really pretty and very persuasive. Being sort of shaken and weak, I agreed, but repeated, "I'm sure my wife won't like this."

We arrived at her place which was just few miles away and, after a couple of cold beers and the bandaging, I thanked her and said, "I feel a lot better, but I know my wife is going to be really upset so I'd better go now."

Don't be silly!" she said with a smile. "Stay for a while. She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"My guess is that she's still in the ditch."


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[Habana Mike]

22 hours ago, Fosgate said:

I still feel this way

 

He's right you know.

 

[saltbox]

A classic from the early days of the internet.

 

 

[saltbox]

Every one or two years, after enough time as passed that everyone has forgotten, I'll send this video to a group thread with some buddies and tell them to check out the new Pacific Rim trailer. Works every time.

 

 

[prshah25]

😂

 

[Balboa]

WTF were they thinking?

 

[rckymtn22]

Jim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend.

One evening, after the honeymoon, Jim was sitting cross-legged on the floor happily organizing his wineador. His wife was standing there watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit smoking. Maybe you should sell your cigars and that fridge thingy."

Jim gets this horrified look on his face.

She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"

”For a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"

”I wasn't!“

[justince]

A two part series video from probably the best content creator on YouTube:

https://youtu.be/2rRIqrWuYy4

 

part 2:

https://youtu.be/P1FUMdHU29c

[MoeFOH]

Fantastic round of funnies... well done to all! 

The most likes/laughs prize goes to @Cairo!!

And the the random draw winner is @Kaptain Karl!!

Congrats!! 

Please PM your details (name, address, and email) to me, and we'll arrange dispatch of your prize. 

Thanks to all who entered! 

[Kaptain Karl]

yaaaaaaas!!!!!!!

[Cairo]

1 minute ago, MoeFOH said:

The most likes/laughs prize goes to @Cairo!!

Thanks.    

[Raskol]

Congrats!! Winners..

[mprach024]

On 5/14/2021 at 12:33 PM, Islandboy said:

Why do I keep laughing at this....

[Connoisseur Kim]

Congrats @Cairo and @Kaptain Karl!