WINNER ANNOUNCED!! Weekend laughter Competition

[El Presidente]

Starting now. 

On this thread, post up a favourite Joke/vid/clip. 

• Keep them relatively clean and keep in mind female members participate. 
• Normal FOH rules apply. 
• If you have to run it by me or a mod then you probably shouldn't post it. 
• Maximum two posts/entries by any one member. 
• Snowflakes think twice about using the report feature. 

 

2 Prizes:

 

                 Most member likes: 10 count box of Monte 2

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                 All entries go into the draw for: 10 count box of Monte 2 

 

Drawn Tuesday local with the winners posted by Steve    

[Cairo]

 

Wife: Did I get fat during the quarantine?

Husband: You really weren't skinny to begin with.

Time of death: 11:00 PM

Cause of death: COVID

🙂

[jonnyfromiranny]

Everything you need to know about women:

 

 

[GotYaGoat]

Travelled via plane last weekend for the first time in a long time. My seat was in the emergency exit row and I immediately thought of this.

 

[Ken Gargett]

what has no eyes and one leg?

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.a leg. 

[La_Tigre]

Not a joke per se but damn funny in these circles…

[prshah25]

[benfica_77]

[benfica_77]

[Miner]

I didn't think I would be any good at poetry because I'm dyslexic

But I'm really proud of the way the two clay mugs turned out.

[SpecialK]

 

[SpecialK]

LetterKenny:

 

[Connoisseur Kim]

 

[Kaptain Karl]

[sho671]

 

[Fuzz]

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, “You make a good point, my son.”

He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery into the archives, where the original manuscripts are held in a locked vault that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the head monk. The young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing.

“We missed the R! We missed the R! We missed the R!”

“Father!” cries the young monk. “What’s wrong?”

The head monk with tears in his eyes replies, “The word is celebrate!”

[Wetduck79]

[riderpride]

2 hours ago, SpecialK said:

LetterKenny:

 

Love the Letter K. Forcheck backcheck paycheck bro 

 

This clip is a close second to 'ants on seadoos' - that's like spending 4 minutes inside my head. It's a weird place...

[Wetduck79]

Can’t figure out how to download the video but this is one of my favorite SNL skits

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiD7NKxl8jwAhUfGFkFHeruBNkQwqsBMAB6BAgEEAI&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DbPpcfH_HHH8&usg=AOvVaw0PJFjUl98CyHW835IJ_McU

[djrey]

4 hours ago, Cairo said:

Cause of death: COVID

Covid does seem to kill in the strangest of times 🤣

[Focal_Banger]

 

 

This may help this thread.

[djrey]

A proud new mother is in the hospital room with her newborn. The doctor walks in and the baby suddenly asks “are you my daddy?” Shocked, the doctor hesitantly replies, “no... I am the doctor who helped birthed you.”

A moment later a nurse walks in. The baby asks “are you my daddy?” The nurse replies, “no I am the nurse who assists the doctor.”

The father walks in next. The baby asks, “Are you my daddy?” The father, taken aback by his talking child responds, “why yes, I am am!”

The baby proceeds to jab the father in the stomach repeatedly yelling, “NOW YOU KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE DADDY!”

[RedLantern]

 

[Fosgate]

I can't think of a better excuse than to say, "You told me to."

 

[Fosgate]

I still feel this way