Friday Funny: Decent Pranks

[El Presidente]

 

[Hammer Smokin']

his desk what now?

[Smatthews607]

Yup, sounds like something I would do.

[Fuzz]

Fantastic! Something I would have done as well!!

Sometimes I miss co-workers. I no longer have a chance to prank them. And I have played some doozies in the past.

[cigcars]

    ** You've probably cured any case of constipation that guy might have had: either that or led him to Christ for protection. The biggest prank I played on a co-worker was at my old job in Atlanta.  One of the guys there just absolutely HATED Sugar Ray Leonard! Whenever we'd bring up the subject - OOOO, the insults and put downs he had for him. So one morning I arrived at his work section with a large color poster of Ray Leonard, boxing attire on and everything. I was able to get his work section to let me tape it inside his locker! I'm still tickled to this very day at successfully pulling that off. And his section obligingly feigned ignorance on how it got there!  But I knew that he would know I did it! And I can still divine his possible statements; "That god-d&mn Garnett did this!"

[ReelMan]

For about a 10-year span, during the First Gulf War, I was dogged with the most ungodly smelling, but extremely quiet, wind.  Cutting the cheese was something that I took to art form level.

I would get on a crowded elevator and get off at the same time that I let one loose.

My friends nicknamed me Scud.

[cigcars]

11 hours ago, ReelMan said:

For about a 10-year span, during the First Gulf War, I was dogged with the most ungodly smelling, but extremely quiet, wind.  Cutting the cheese was something that I took to art form level.

I would get on a crowded elevator and get off at the same time that I let one loose.

My friends nicknamed me Scud.

     *If you just stay regular and empty your bowels on a regular basis you won't have that problem.  Some of us can break wind to our hearts content - and no odor at all...because they're nothing in there to aromate out of  

[La_Tigre]

3 hours ago, cigcars said:

     *If you just stay regular and empty your bowels on a regular basis you won't have that problem.  Some of us can break wind to our hearts content - and no odor at all...because they're nothing in there to aromate out of  

Mine on the other hand wafts dew roses and fields of sparkle puppy noses. 

[mprach024]

This topic has definitely diverged

[La_Tigre]

Steering back....

13 hours ago, mprach024 said:

This topic has definitely diverged

YEAAAHHHHHH!