Nice... (warning, mild gore),

[BoliDan]

So, I'm an idiot. most of you know this already. I was practicing whittling, because it seems like a fantastic back porch hobby that compli9ments cigars. i felt a cut on my finger  tonight, so I put band aid over it. I looked at my key board 30 seconds later and. yeah.Notice the splattering on the number keys,,,Yeah, I'm not showing you how much wood I got through, because it's embarrassing.. basically got through the bark. I'll update when I'm a master. I don't do stitches. sissy stuff IMO. People bled themselves purposly in the 1800s and had little mortality from it.

It must have been awesome to be a doctor back then.

"OH, you have ghosts in your blood, take some cocaine and cut you self for a week" Call me later for the bill.

 

[Colt45]

[JohnS]

You know what Dan...you're starting to become a minor celebrity on this forum. (Scratch that...I'd vouch you already are!) ?

[teamrandr]

Back in my days of drinking I was in Ventura.  I was walking through some brush near the ocean to find a place to pee.  I ran straight into a branch.  I thought nothing of it.  I made it back to the hotel that night.  I woke the next morning and my whole pillow was soaked in blood.  I ended up having an infection and for two months chunks of wood came out of my head.  Sorry for the long rambling post just reminded me of that story. 

[GVan]

Seems fitting for my favorite quote  (that I often apply to myself as well) -- "If your going to be dum, you've got to be tough!"