Popular Post MrBirdman Posted August 25, 2020 Popular Post Posted August 25, 2020 Tragedy struck yesterday, my grief compelling my first poem in quite a while. -B.Birdman Ode to a Dropped Cigar So now the hour does arrive A time smoke, to feel alive Thus on your body my eyes set Their greed belies imm’nent regret Your head I snip Move to my lip Lacking good grip I let you slip That hurdling horror ‘for my eyes Ensures an end filled with my cries What once was smooth is now full split My afternoon even more $h1t With only one way to recover Buck up my son, and grab another! -Birdman 14 2 2
RichUK Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 When sailing a few years ago, I dropped a virtually freshly lit cigar into the sea. It was only a P2, but I was looking forward to smoking it so much.
Cairo Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 Years ago I put a cigar down in the grass (NC yard gar) and my springer spaniel ran off with it--never made that mistake again!
Colt45 Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 smokin' a cigar while lyin' on the deck drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot sun's full blast and I'm all oiled up drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot ash hits my oily chest drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot damn, that's gonna leave a mark drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot gonna do the hot ash dance, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot slip into the pool, hope that no one's seen me, can't trust the neighbors 'cuz you know they wanna be me drop it like it's hot. 1 2
El Presidente Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 3 hours ago, Colt45 said: smokin' a cigar while lyin' on the deck drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot sun's full blast and I'm all oiled up drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot ash hits my oily chest drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot damn, that's gonna leave a mark drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot gonna do the hot ash dance, drop it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot slip into the pool, hope that no one's seen me, can't trust the neighbors 'cuz you know they wanna be me drop it like it's hot. Well done Vanilla Ice
Colt45 Posted August 25, 2020 Posted August 25, 2020 39 minutes ago, El Presidente said: Well done Vanilla Ice Yo, Belieber - Don't be a hater, be a participator ! 1 1
Rhinoww Posted August 26, 2020 Posted August 26, 2020 There is some skill in this group. Well done. My (Pre c19) March madness trip to Vegas has one member who always wraps up the trip with a poem. It’s genius as no one busts his balls the last day for fear of witty retribution in perpetuity. I for one really enjoyed the above poems. AND next time my wife gives me crap for smoking a cigar on the FOH zoom call, I will tell her we are discussing poetry. She is a fan of the arts.... 2
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