Tips for married guys

[SirVantes]

Harry Burns: You take someone to the airport, it's clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.

Sally Albright: Why?

Harry Burns: Because eventually things move on and you don't take someone to the airport and I never wanted anyone to say to me, "How come you never take me to the airport anymore?"

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Airports, roses, Sunday breakfasts in bed...same principle

[Fuzz]

5 hours ago, LordAnubis said:

Deception, nodding, ducking and weaving has worked wonders for me so far. 

Deception, nodding that leads to ducking and weaving when she starts throwing frying pans? How's that working for you right now with the brace?

[Fuzz]

2 minutes ago, SirVantes said:

Harry Burns: You take someone to the airport, it's clearly the beginning of the relationship. That's why I have never taken anyone to the airport at the beginning of a relationship.

Sally Albright: Why?

Harry Burns: Because eventually things move on and you don't take someone to the airport and I never wanted anyone to say to me, "How come you never take me to the airport anymore?"

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Airports, roses, Sunday breakfasts in bed...same principle

Was wondering why I was hearing Billy Crystal in my head as I read the above, then remembered why.

[Capt. Corona]

On 5/27/2020 at 7:57 PM, Habana Mike said:

A little tip for you guys.

Women love roses. Red roses. Find them very romantic.

When their birthday comes around, buy them a rose for each year. 24 year old gets 2 dozen 32 year old gets a dozen and half, you can do the math.

Kelly's birthday today I bought a couple couple dozen,

They seem to love this and will typically forgive you for any other misgivings on the day!

It's worked for me over 35 years....

Probably would work for the clever bachelor as well.

Anyone else have a tip?

She may have forgave you previously......but after posting this becoming photo of her, you could be very well back in line for another 2 dozen! ?

[Habana Mike]

3 hours ago, Capt. Corona said:

She may have forgave you previously......but after posting this becoming photo of her, you could be very well back in line for another 2 dozen! ?

I let her pick the picture!