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Dog Fears Owner Is Getting Bored Enough To Wash Him Again

 

 

 

 

 

TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact

In a Betoota Grove home an older dog maned Toby has had to hide under his family’s cubby house this afternoon after his K9 senses began tingling, alerting him that something very bad was about to happen.

Speaking with The Advocate’s Pet Clairvoyant, a visibly shaking Toby explained how scared he was at the prospect of having yet another wash.

“I just had one!”

“I felt like I was drowning, and that shampoo they use? It irritates my skin so much”

“Ever seen dogs run and rub on the ground after a bath? That’s because our skin is on fire and we’re trying to make it stop”

“My owners need to go back outside as soon as possible – I can’t go on living my life like this” said Toby who then rested his cute little head on his paws.

Toby’s owners, like the millions of other Aussies, have been working from home for the past 10 weeks, and while Toby thought he would enjoy spending more time with them, he’s learnt you can have too much of a good thing.

“Woof” he finished.

More to come.