Friday Funny : CV 19...add your own.

[99call]

24 minutes ago, MoeFOH said:

 

 

More than ever we need one of Baldricks 'cunning plans'

[Fuzz]

42 minutes ago, 99call said:

Blaming the BBC for not running live sport, is like blaming your fishmonger for not selling potatoes. 

I would! A fishmonger not selling potatoes (scalloped and deep fried, that is) should be illegal!!

4 minutes ago, 99call said:

More than every we need one of Baldricks 'cunning plans'

Does it involve a turnip that is exactly the same shape... as a thingy?

[99call]

15 minutes ago, Fuzz said:

I would! A fishmonger not selling potatoes (scalloped and deep fried, that is) should be illegal!!

my good man, there is a world of difference between a 'chippy' and a fishmonger as well you know,   but I know by now,  you are a serial puller of the chain!

As a footnote, it's very funny when London folk and the like, come up to the North and order "Scallops"  they are expecting some sort of balsamic reduction, sweet pea puree, and micro cress.    It's always very enjoyable to see them handed a battered greasy disk of potato.

[Drguano]

[Fuzz]

10 minutes ago, 99call said:

my good man, there is a world of difference between a 'chippy' and a fishmonger as well you know,   but I know by now,  you are a serial puller of the chain!

As a footnote, it's very funny when London folk and the like, come up to the North and order "Scallops"  they are expecting some sort of balsamic reduction, sweet pea puree, and micro cress.    It's always very enjoyable to see them handed a battered greasy disk of potato.

Here in Aus, many fishmongers do double duty selling raw seafood and also cooked seafood; eg battered or grilled fish, chips, crab sticks, scallops (basically anything they have that can be deep fried or grilled on a hot plate). Depending on which state you're in, they are known as scallops, potato cakes or potato fritters.

[99call]

1 minute ago, Fuzz said:

Here in Aus, many fishmongers do double duty selling raw seafood and also cooked seafood; eg battered or grilled fish, chips, crab sticks, scallops (basically anything they have that can be deep fried or grilled on a hot plate). Depending on which state you're in, they are known as scallops, potato cakes or potato fritters.

Yep, me and the Missus toured Tassie last year, and we almost had to beg people not to put grade A fresh catch in the deep fat fryer.    it was heart breaking,  still tasty as,  but a shadow of what it could of been with a bit of garlic butter, fresh parsley and lemon etc

[gweilgi]

1 hour ago, 99call said:

Yep, me and the Missus toured Tassie last year, and we almost had to beg people not to put grade A fresh catch in the deep fat fryer.    it was heart breaking,  still tasty as,  but a shadow of what it could of been with a bit of garlic butter, fresh parsley and lemon etc

Did you ask for the balsamic reduction and micro cress?

[bugman78629]

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[Thirds]

[Zigatoh]

7 hours ago, 99call said:

If I had a toilet.......(which I do)......you can bet your 'bottom' dollar I would charge you every time you took a dump in that bad boy.   who wouldn't?

The BBC is not even sports orientated!? it's mainly arts, comedy, high end documentaries or nature etc. what it produces makes other countries TV look pathetic and amateurish.

If I mainly wanted to watch sports, I would buy Sky or BT sport.

Blaming the BBC for not running live sport, is like blaming your fishmonger for not selling potatoes. 

Doh, no I was referring to the TV licence, if you want to watch live anything on any channel you have to pay the BBC for some reason... Hence the pay me to use any toilet because I have a toilet comparison... But anyway, carry on! 

[Zigatoh]

7 hours ago, 99call said:

 

Double 

[Cubadust]

[99call]

6 hours ago, Zigatoh said:

Doh, no I was referring to the TV licence, if you want to watch live anything on any channel you have to pay the BBC for some reason... Hence the pay me to use any toilet because I have a toilet comparison... But anyway, carry on! 

No, totally got that part of it,   all I was suggesting, is.....Isn't there a cost for any TV service? At £13 a month, although more than say Netflix etc I still feel it's value for money. 

[Drguano]

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. 
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

[Jkowalski]

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[TheFullMontecristo]

 

[gweilgi]

Just because FOH does not seem to have a dating forum ...

 

[gweilgi]

[Euripidespants]

[smokum]

[Ken Gargett]

excuse the language.

the fun of isolation. 

 

[RDB]

[nKostyan]

Attention! Important message!
You should not remove the protective mask even when you are at home in isolation! This won't protect you from the coronavirus,but it will help you stop eating too much!

[canadianbeaver]

[Ken Gargett]