some humour to start your week

[puromaniac]

(Warning: Old people may be offended)

 

ACETAMINOPHEN

 

All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.

 

Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen... Aleve is also called Naproxen.

 

Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

 

The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.

 

After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.

 

Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

 

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed byPepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..

 

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.

 

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails’,'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'.

 

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.

 

Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.

 

This means that by 2025, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

 

 

[cigcars]

       Oh, say you guys...did anybody's Missus lose a purse?  Well, some really nice lady named Helen Hunt found it and is willing to wait around for whoever lost it and she will return it to you.  So, if you or anybody close by you have lost your purse, you can just go to Helen Hunt for it...

[Balboa]

Helen Hunt !

Is that Mike's sister ?