Useless Objects...

[Drguano]

Is there really a market for...chicken leashes?

[The Squiggler]

14 minutes ago, Drguano said:

...chicken leashes?

 Those are clearly just re-appropriated turkey leashes.

[BrightonCorgi]

How else would you walk your chicken in public?  They don't always follow and you don't want them walking into traffic.

[Kitchen]

Perhaps the target market are cock fighters.  

[Bri Fi]

That’s one way to get it to cross the road. 

[La_Tigre]

Mine is a Service Chicken, tyvm.

[The Squiggler]

31 minutes ago, Kitchen said:

Perhaps the target market are cock fighters.

pink vest and bow tie--classic cockfighting attire

...of course I guess if you're the cock, it's just 'fighting attire'

[SenorPerfecto]

Not as useless as chicken saddles!

[Rupe]

If you do not attach it correctly do you choke your chicken?

[El Presidente]

I thought you were a duct tape man 

[Kalby]

7 hours ago, Kitchen said:

Perhaps the target market are cock fighters.  

So cock fighting is with chickens? That's 12 months of training gone to waste. 

[Chibearsv]

7 hours ago, La_Tigre said:

Mine is a Service Chicken, tyvm.

So that was you I saw at the airport last weekend

[Drguano]

2 hours ago, El Presidente said:

I thought you were a duct tape man 

You mean Duck Tape, don’t you?

[El Presidente]

1 hour ago, Drguano said:

You mean Duck Tape, don’t you?

......you can tell the police officer whatever you like 

[shrink]

11 hours ago, Drguano said:

Is there really a market for...chicken leashes?

Someone needs to keep a leash on that free-range cock of yours. 

[The Squiggler]

2 hours ago, Drguano said:

You mean Duck Tape, don’t you?

same as

[Drguano]

10 hours ago, El Presidente said:

......you can tell the police officer whatever you like 

“But officer, I was only helping the chicken ? get over the fence!”

[garbandz]

found this photo from the 1975 Woolabingbangbong Turkey Tourney ......

 

Elegant,no ?

[garbandz]

9 hours ago, The Squiggler said:

same as

This is going to screw up a whole generation of children,who will never realize the irony.............

[Rabbi]

On 2/7/2020 at 8:42 AM, garbandz said:

found this photo from the 1975 Woolabingbangbong Turkey Tourney ......

 

Elegant,no ?

The lengths some women will go to to get gobblered.