The Definition of Old Age

[Chas.Alpha]

One possible definition of old age is when you look at the 24/24 selections with more lust in your heart than you have watching J-Lo spinning around on a brass pole... ?

 

[Mikeltee]

You know theres a pill for that don't you? Age is only a number thanks to modern medicine. The PC word is "experienced" as well as in how experienced are you and you look great for your experience.

[puromaniac]

2 hours ago, Chas.Alpha said:

One possible definition of old age is when you look at the 24/24 selections with more lust in your heart than you have watching J-Lo spinning around on a brass pole... ?

 

You are not old enough. It's when you lust after both equally if not necessarily certain which is most important at the moment...

[alloy]

So why not Shakira? ?

[BoliDan]

24 minutes ago, alloy said:

So why not Shakira? ?

J Lo is 100x hotter. proof

Its also quite funny you used "juan lopez" as your example. No matter what you were lusting after "J-Lo".

 

[Meklown]

Did you mean this JLo?

[Hadroxity]

22 hours ago, Meklown said:

Did you mean this JLo?

I definitely missed this J Lo at the halftime

show.

[CanuckSARTech]

I’m not “old”. I’m just a “veteran young-guy”.



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[Chibearsv]

23 hours ago, alloy said:

So why not Shakira? ?

Agree!  If Shakira doesn't do it for you, you may be too old or priorities in the wrong place...  Although, at least we've all got a shot at 24:24