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Oh this is too funny!! :D The Pictures and comments are brilliant. Alfies mums face....  :lol:

Collect of Alfie,5,with the 'Stag Night Bonkin Sheep' accidentally purchased by Helen Cox'46' for her son Alfie for his school nativity play.See SWNS story SWSYsheep.A mortified mum sent her five-year-old to his school nativity with a 'shepherd' costume she bought online before she realised it came -- with a blow up sheep SEX DOLL.Helen Cox bought son Alfie the ?16.99 fancy dress costume on Amazon for his school nativity play and he was delighted it came with a free blow up flock.But Helen was puzzled when a teacher told Alfie to take the sheep home - until she blew it up and found it had a huge hole in its bottom - as well as red lips and eyelashes.Mum-of-two Helen, 46, found the exact same sheep was on sale as a 'stag night bonkin' sheep' - and is now devising a way to steal it away from unaware Alfie.

Little Alfie is very curious

Collect of the 'Stag Night Bonkin Sheep' accidentally purchased by Helen Cox'46' for her son Alfie,5, for his school nativity play.See SWNS story SWSYsheep.A mortified mum sent her five-year-old to his school nativity with a 'shepherd' costume she bought online before she realised it came -- with a blow up sheep SEX DOLL.Helen Cox bought son Alfie the ?16.99 fancy dress costume on Amazon for his school nativity play and he was delighted it came with a free blow up flock.But Helen was puzzled when a teacher told Alfie to take the sheep home - until she blew it up and found it had a huge hole in its bottom - as well as red lips and eyelashes.Mum-of-two Helen, 46, found the exact same sheep was on sale as a 'stag night bonkin' sheep' - and is now devising a way to steal it away from unaware Alfie.

The sheep doll has a wide hole in its rear

Helen Cox with her son Alfie and the inflatable sheep she bought as part of a shepherd outfit for Alfie's nativity play. When Alfie started to inflate the sheep his teachers realised it was a SEX DOLL. See SWNS story SWSYsheep; A mortified mum sent her five-year-old to his school nativity with a 'shepherd costume she bought online - before she realised it came with a blow up SEX DOLL sheep. Helen Cox, 46, bought the ?16.99 fancy dress costume from Amazon for son Alfie's school nativity, and the lad was delighted it came with a free blow up flock. She was puzzled when a teacher told the lad to "take it home" until she blew it up and found it had a huge hole in its bottom - as well as red lips and eyelashes. The mum-of-two found the exact same sheep was on sale as a "stag night bonkin' sheep" - and is now devising a way to steal it away from unaware Alfie.

Helen Cox with her son Alfie and the inflatable sheep

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KFC Apologises To Man Called 'Shitface' By His Gravy

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A KFC customer in the English city of Chesterfield made it all the way back to the office with his lunch order before realising that his gravy was insulting him. The sticker on the KFC gravy tub, presumably intended to list the customer’s name beside the order, simply says “shitface.” According to Metro, Karl Francis Cooper said of the incident, “It really took me by surprise–I sat there trying to think back on the whole occasion and work out if I’d done something to deserve that.”

The offending gravy pot label (censored). Father Karl Francis Cooper, 38, was shocked when his order of chicken wings from fast food restaurant KFC came with the word 's***face' written across the tops of his gravy pots! See SWNS story SWSYkfc. A dad got into a flap when he bought KFC chicken wings - and saw the word 's***face' written across the tops of his gravy pots. Karl Francis Cooper - whose initials spell 'KFC' - popped into a nearby branch while on his lunch break last week to pick up some grub. After waiting around 30 minutes for his ?8 order, civil enforcement officer Karl rushed back to the office with his meal and sides of gravy. The 38-year-old was shocked to find stickers with the word 's***face' printed on both gravy pot lids, just as he was about to tuck into his lunch.

Cooper voiced his displeasure with KFC management, who in turn sent him a £10 voucher to recoup the cost of the offending gravy. That’s when he went public with his story, saying the restaurant chain “should take this more seriously” than merely sending a goodwill voucher. The trade off of Cooper’s quest for justice unfortunately seems to be announcing to the world that one or more KFC employees has deemed him a shitface.

Karl Francis Cooper, 38. Father Karl Francis Cooper, 38, was shocked when his order of chicken wings from fast food restaurant KFC came with the word 's***face' written across the tops of his gravy pots! See SWNS story SWSYkfc. A dad got into a flap when he bought KFC chicken wings - and saw the word 's***face' written across the tops of his gravy pots. Karl Francis Cooper - whose initials spell 'KFC' - popped into a nearby branch while on his lunch break last week to pick up some grub. After waiting around 30 minutes for his ?8 order, civil enforcement officer Karl rushed back to the office with his meal and sides of gravy. The 38-year-old was shocked to find stickers with the word 's***face' printed on both gravy pot lids, just as he was about to tuck into his lunch.

Amending the original apology, a spokesperson for KFC said, “The Colonel would’ve blown his lid at this. Looks like a team member was trying to be funny, but it’s not on. We’re speaking to Karl to make it up to him.”

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