Best Law Firm names

[HarveyBoulevard]

4 hours ago, Ritch said:

Must be a family firm, I'm guessing 'partners are Eggers III, her three kids and then two grand kids.

I've seen that sign once or twice before. The firm is located in Boone North Carolina where I went to college at Appalachian State University. I think there are only four Eggers currently working at the firm and they hired a couple of non Eggers as they don't have enough Eggers anymore

[PapaDisco]

Not a law firm, but at my business school one year the class mailboxes, arranged alphabetically of course, yielded the following run of names:  "Loos, Lovely, Lusty"   

[Fuzz]

5 hours ago, rcarlson said:

Stacy (no "e") is not uncommon.  Same with "Lynn" (again, no "e"), and Sue.  

Worst ever?  Dorcas.  That's a female's name common in the rural deep south black community.   

I grew up in Boston.  Any of those would've gotten your ass kicked regularly and vigorously.  

Now that I live in the South, they've grown on me.    

I once met a Business class stewardess on a Malaysian Airways flight whose name was Dorcas.

[Ken Gargett]

4 hours ago, Fuzz said:

I once met a Business class stewardess on a Malaysian Airways flight whose name was Dorcas.

sister had a friend years ago from canada called dorcas. 

[Puros Y Vino]

On 9/2/2018 at 11:42 PM, rcarlson said:

Six Eggers in one office, and only four are named partners?  Whatya gotta do, wait for one to die then assume the role without having to order new letterhead?  

They need to find a lawyer named "Ham" to round things out.   

[garbandz]

Skrachan, Eitch, and Koff…….

 

Eaton, Well, and Fahrton.

 

Turner, Head, and Kough.

[GrouchoMarx]

"Smart and Biggar" - patent lawyers here in Ottawa.

[JY0]

On 9/2/2018 at 11:55 PM, Habana Mike said:

Well, one is an Eggers-Dryer so already out of the running. That leaves only Austin to change his name to Stacy!

Stacy Eggers the 4th is my lawyer. He goes by Four. Two just passed away recently. Three died about 15 years ago. 

There is a Five but he’s only 3.  

[ayepatz]

Don’t know any amusing lawyer names, but once saw an undertaker called “Phillip Graves”.

[habanos1972]

[jakebarnes]

Not a real law firm, but Michael Schur really made me laugh as a baseball nerd while watching Parks and Rec. 

[chris12381]

Does anyone else read the Bob Loblaw Law Blog?  😉

[dominattorney]

My law partners last name is Rector......

 

[Glass Half Full]

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