Best Law Firm names

[El Presidente]

 Sent by my mate Bhojers

if you have a few of your own, add on 

 

for the record...my best mate is a lawyer!

 

 

[WABOOM]

Ruben, Schwartz & Goldberg

[WABOOM]

Rosenberg, Rosenbaum & Rosenstein

[Cayman17]

Low, Ball & Lynch (actual firm) I had a case with them, not joking. Great name ??

[gweilgi]

Leech & Co -- English law firm specialising in whiplash cases.

[cpmurrin]

23 minutes ago, Cayman17 said:

Low, Ball & Lynch (actual firm) I had a case with them, not joking. Great name ??

I have had cases with them as well.  Classic name...

[Ribeye]

"Dewey, Cheatem & Howe"

"Proba, Keister, and Wince" Proctologists

- From The Three Stooges

[rcarlson]

Always fond of the Atlanta personal injury firm, Slappey and Sadd.  https://www.lawyersatlanta.com/

I think they should only handle assault and battery cases. 

[TBird55]

Waite & Long

[luckme10]

Robin Graves, esq.

Birmingham, Alabama

 

must be probate law

[Fuzz]

[rcarlson]

Six Eggers in one office, and only four are named partners?  Whatya gotta do, wait for one to die then assume the role without having to order new letterhead?  

[Habana Mike]

Well, one is an Eggers-Dryer so already out of the running. That leaves only Austin to change his name to Stacy!

[RDB]

Seward, Grabitt & Runne

[Ritch]

14 hours ago, rcarlson said:

Six Eggers in one office, and only four are named partners?  Whatya gotta do, wait for one to die then assume the role without having to order new letterhead?  

Must be a family firm, I'm guessing 'partners are Eggers III, her three kids and then two grand kids.

[SigmundChurchill]

Not Lawyers, but at my hospital we have a Urology group called ‘Seamen and Whang’.

We also have a pain management doctor named Dr Hertz.

[cigcars]

    Howe, Dewey, & Cheatham

    Huey, Dewey & Louie

    Sea, Howey, & Run

[rcarlson]

2 hours ago, Ritch said:

Must be a family firm, I'm guessing 'partners are Eggers III, her three kids and then two grand kids.

Clearly.  Pretty sure Stacy is a man though.  Not an uncommon male name in South.  Women aren't generally a "Jr.." "II," or "III" or "IV."

Maybe "The Eggers Firm" would cover for the lot of 'em for generations.  

[Ritch]

That would sound like a gang from the east end of London circa 1920s...

[rcarlson]

3 minutes ago, Ritch said:

That would sound like a gang from the east end of London circa 1920s...

 

[Ritch]

4 minutes ago, rcarlson said:

Clearly.  Pretty sure Stacy is a man though.  Not an uncommon male name in South.  Women aren't generally a "Jr.." "II," or "III" or "IV."

Maybe "The Eggers Firm" would cover for the lot of 'em for generations.  

I shall bow to your knowledge of the South of the US. This side of the pond Stacey is a girls name. Never met a bloke called Stacey. Not once. 

[rcarlson]

Stacy (no "e") is not uncommon.  Same with "Lynn" (again, no "e"), and Sue.  

Worst ever?  Dorcas.  That's a female's name common in the rural deep south black community.   

I grew up in Boston.  Any of those would've gotten your ass kicked regularly and vigorously.  

Now that I live in the South, they've grown on me.    

[rcarlson]

8 minutes ago, Ritch said:

I shall bow to your knowledge of the South of the US. This side of the pond Stacey is a girls name. Never met a bloke called Stacey. Not once. 

Lol.  Can't say as I've met a Ritch with a "T" before.  

[Ritch]

12 minutes ago, rcarlson said:

Lol.  Can't say as I've met a Ritch with a "T" before.  

It is an archaic form of Richard, and what I use as my net handle. Don't want to make it too easy for SkyNet to find me...

[Colt45]

21 hours ago, db13 said:

Dewey, Cheatham and Howe

Of course!