Friday Funny: "What do I look Like"

[El Presidente]

Have a great weekend 

A newlywed couple moves into their new house. One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?" The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?"

A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, the car won't start. I think it needs a new battery. Could you change it for me?" He says: "What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?"

Another few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. The wife finds a leak in the roof. She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" He says, "What do I look like, Bob Vila?"

The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. So is the plumbing. So is the car. He asks his wife what happened. "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. "Great! How much is that going to cost me?" he snarls. Wife says: "Nothing. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"

[mikeyjb]

Very good Rob!

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[Ken Gargett]

who is bob vila? 

[mikeyjb]

Robert Joseph Vila is an American home improvement television show host known for This Old House, Bob Vila's Home Again, and Bob Vila.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Vila

[Ken Gargett]

Just now, mikeyjayjay said:

Robert Joseph Vila is an American home improvement television show host known for This Old House, Bob Vila's Home Again, and Bob Vila.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Vila

thanks. in other words, our glorious leader has cut and pasted a joke without any reference to those mentioned! j'accuse!! 

[filltang]

who is bob vila? 

Also best friends with Tim the Tool Man Taylor


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[OllyBond]

Thank you, this is great. I will be sharing this laugh with many.