who amongst us will be watching...

[Nino]

On 21.5.2018 at 6:05 AM, OZCUBAN said:

I watched along with the missus 

quite enjoyed it ,you can’t beat a good wedding and a funeral ?

the only cringeworthy part was the American pastor ??

 

But he only introduced this great soul band ....
 

 

[luv2fly]

Thats funny right there!  Good one Nino!  Wish I had thought of it.

[Ken Gargett]

On 5/21/2018 at 6:41 AM, cmbarton said:

I’ll admit it ... I watched the wedding.

My mother-in-law and my wife watched a recording of it in our living room last night.  I told the true story about how I peed underneath St. George’s Chapel back in 2008 on a trip to Windsor.  I had heard It was where Prince Charles and Camilla got married, so I couldn’t pass up a chance to relieve myself in an old restroom in the basement beneath the altar.

I then repeated the story no less than a dozen times during the ceremony.

”I bet where Megan is right now, is where I peed.”

”I peed there, you know. Do you think if I farted they would have been able to hear me?”

”I bet you can hear the choir sing from the basement pisser.”

Basically any time the mood got romantic, I would crash it with a reference to my having peed mere steps from where they were getting married.  

I don’t understand the love affair with the monarchy.  Good people died to get away from that.  And here we are, some 250 years later, obsessed with every detail of a multi-million dollar royal wedding.  Nuts. 

Speaking of nuts, did I mention I peed underneath St. George’s Chapel?

 

i can honestly say that i have never knowingly pissed on any member or thing of the royal family, although this does not include metaphorically speaking of course, but a mate and i were threatened with arrest at balmoral castle. for apparently 'breaching the perimeter'. members of some military force or other descended upon us, with very large machine guns, and a stern lecture. we were advised that it would be a warning only on this occasion as fortunately HM was not in residence (i hate to think what would happen now). had she been 'at home', we would have been detained for questioning, we were told. 

all we did was climb up upon a rather nice stone fence and walk along the top. there were no signs, no warnings. but there were hidden alarms. i did point out that instead of hidden alarms, perhaps a sign or two might help. apparently not. that might alert those intending harm just where balmoral castle was. you couldn't make it up.