Wednesday Humor

[Drguano]

Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as aircraft mechanics in Dallas Tx. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hootch and got completely smashed.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he felt GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings. It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Bud says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing.
We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No."
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver."

[madandana]

That's great.Thanks for the laugh Pete!

[Drguano]

Need a good laugh to cut through the mugginess!

[Mosh]

Ain't that the truth.

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[canadianbeaver]

We saw this online once and guy said it was the funniest joke of all time. We literally kept waking up and bursting out laughing.

CB

[WarriorPrincess]

  thanks for the laugh Pete 

[Cep]

Have read it 3x still trying to get it.  

Lol. Im good now.