What's better? Half a Jackpot or a Welfare Check?

[Ethernut]

I usually ignore this sappy crap but saw this article hit my FB feed today. Any external evidence that I'm actually a decent husband I send to my wife. Like, "See! I don't suck!" Hey, can't hurt right? Anyway, I read it and thought to myself, "I do most of those." Then I sent it to My wife with this stament, "Half a jackpot is better than a welfare check!" ?? right Ladies?

 

https://familyshare.com/27826/if-your-husband-does-these-10-things-you-hit-the-marriage-jackpot

 

 

[Spanishcedar]

They got me at #9... I tend to suck at doing that more than twice a year.

I'll be real with myself here, it doesn't [completely] matter what statistical analysis tells me, it's really just what my wife thinks!

         - Real Talk

[gweilgi]

Got me on #8 .... 

I'd also add #11: "Lies through his back teeth for you", as in "Honey, you look wonderful in those pants" or "this dinner tastes fantastic" or "thanks so much, I always wanted a pea-green sweater"....

 

 

[Dodgeski]

Scored 7 out of 10 according to my wife. Missed 6,7,8 but still 70% is pretty darn good. Right?